text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT
HOLY SHIT
HOW LONG WERE YOU SAVING THAT ONE??
GREAT JOB WITH THE HUMAN SPANISH!
DID YOU LOOK THAT ONE UP WITH YOUR DICTIONARY TOO.

[reanimated]

Cos what's the government if not shady? Come on man. I'm barely literate on my worst days and even I know that.

[reanimated]

Of course I looked it up in the dictionary. What, did you think I was taking lessons or some shit? Look that's not the point. Do as it says and go fuck yourself.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, OK
MOVING ON FROM THAT SHADY GOVERNMENT SHIT FOR RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW YOU GOT ALL PARANOID LIKE VICTOR AND I ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT YOU
BUT IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT IT?

[reanimated]

NO! I also got it to expand my colourful vocabulary, not that it's any of your business.

[ihateyouetc]

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF CALLING *ME* PARANOID.

[reanimated]

YOU still are, nothing'll change that.

[reanimated]

And I admit to being high as a fucking kite when I thought the translation app thing was a brilliant plan but y'know what it actually turned out to be pretty fun!