text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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[hypertoxic]

Somehow I'm not surprised that appeals to you.
You are just as shouty and ridiculous as ever. In a way, it's weirdly comforting that some things never change!
You're not still trying to 8e the leader for everyone, are you?
8ecause seriously. You were the shittiest leader ever.

1/SEVERAL I DIDN'T COUNT. STOP MAKING THAT FACE AT ME.

[ihateyouetc]

SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!
I SHOULD HAVE JUST LET YOU TAKE OVER.
IMAGINE HOW GREAT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE FUCKING FANTASTIC SESSION.
I BET WE WOULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE END AND EVERYTHING!
HERE'S HOW I IMAGINE THAT HAVE PLAYING OUT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, AFTER THIS LINE OF TEXT IS YOUR PART IN THIS SCENARIO.

[ihateyouetc]

HEY GUYS, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CH88888888LLENGE?
HEY!!!
OOPS I MEAN HEY!!!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL D8ING (NOTE: PRONOUNCE THIS ONE LIKE "DYING" NOT "DATING")!!!!!!!!
I'M J8ST TRYING TO MOTIV8 YOU INTO DOING WH8TEVER THE FUCK I WANT Y8U TO DO!
WHAT DO LEADERS EVEN88888888 DO ANYWAY! I GUESS THEY ST8AL TREASURE AND DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
YOU KNOW, COM8 TO THINK OF IT, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE F8CK I'M DOING!
OH HEY, WHO AM I TALKING TO?

[ihateyouetc]

THIS PART IS EVERYONE ELSE AFTER THIS LINE.

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

HUH, PRETTY QUIET!
I WONDER WHY THAT IS.

[ihateyouetc]

OH WAIT. EVERYONE'S DEAD!

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY, THE ANSWER IS NO.
I GAVE UP ON TRYING THAT HERE.
FUNNY ABOUT THAT, TOO. I HEAR IN THE ALPHA TIMELINE I START TO FOLLOW LALONDE AND STRIDER AS LEADERS OR SOMETHING?
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THE FUCK WOULD HAPPEN TO MAKE ME DO THAT, BUT WHATEVER.
NOTHING THAT ASSHOLE DOES SURPRISES ME ANYMORE.

1/all of my dreams have come true this day

[hypertoxic]

........

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god.

[hypertoxic]

I can't 8elieeeeeeeeve I thought I was sort of may8e starting to miss this sort of thing!
How completely mistaken I was.

[hypertoxic]

Shut the fuck up, Karkat!!!!!!!!

[hypertoxic]

Also, you can't do my quirk right for shit!
Which I know was sort of the point........
8ut even for a parody it sucked!

KAY DONE

[hypertoxic]

I'm not saying I wanted to 8e the leader, dum8shit!
I realized l8r what a stupid position that was. It would have 8een much harder to manipul8 events from the shadows like I did!
And certain crucial factors would not have gone into motion in the same way.
Whatever, the point is, you were a shitty leader, 8ut also the only one who could have done it?
You were the 8est we were going to get. ::::\
As unfortun8 as I think that is sometimes.
8ut it pro8a8ly doesn't matter here anymore, which is really why I asked.
8ecause you are ridiculous and shouty and dum8 as fuck and you'd pro8a8ly try to do it anyway out of some sense of remaining o8ligation that you have to keep us all together and alive!
Even though the worst threat here so far seems to 8e, I don't know, turning into troll anime or something.

MORE AND MORE AND MORE.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MY IMPRESSION OF YOU IS "GR8"
HOT DAMN, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT USAGE OF THE NUMBER 8 RIGHT THERE!
BECAUSE YOUR GUYS' QUIRKS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE WITH ALL THESE NUMBERS INTERSECTING WORDS EVERYWHERE.
JUST GIVE ME A CAP COVERED IN SYNTHETIC HAIR AND FAKE UNEVEN HORNS AND I'VE 8AS8C8LLY GOT YOUR ACT DOWN!
Y8U'RE AS LUCKY AS EVER 8ECAUSE I D8N'T GIVE A SHIT A88UT IMPERS8NATING Y8U.
H8W W8ULD ANY8NE TELL!

[ihateyouetc]

HAHA, BUT YEAH. THERE WAS NO REASON FOR YOU TO ASK.

[ihateyouetc]

SINCE THAT'S NOT A THING I DO.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD I EXCLUSIVELY FOCUS ON THAT.

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S JUST SILLY.

[ihateyouetc]

IF YOU GUYS ARE JUST DYING TO GO AND GET YOURSELVES KILLED NOW IT'S REALLY YOUR OWN DAMN FAULTS SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME DULLING EVERYTHING TO THE POINT OF RETARDATION JUST SO YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE IT. I CAN'T GO AROUND HUMAN "BABY-PROOFING" EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
SO IF YOU WANT TO GO STICK YOUR METAL KITCHEN UTENSILS IN THE ELECTRICAL SOCKETS, BE MY GUEST!
I'M NOT GETTING THE LITTLE PLASTIC CAP COVERS TO PREVENT YOU FROM DOING THAT.

[ihateyouetc]

I THINK I SAW JOHN TRY THAT ONCE WHEN HE WAS A WIGGLER.

DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN. IT SURE IS GREAT HAVING NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT EXCEPT EVERYONE TURNING INTO TROLL ANIME!

[hypertoxic]

Oh please. The second anything happened you'd 8e on the scene in half a second trying to shoosh pap the fuck out of everyone in arm's reach!
8ecause that is just what you do.
You care too much!
You always have.
Even if you try to cover it up 8y 8eing all cra88y and cranky all the time.
8ut hey, let's stop talking a8out 8ullshit for a second.
Am I all caught up now? Is there anything else a8out this 8izarre island I should know?

AAAAAAAND BACK TO COMBOS. THIS TIME THE 2 X VARIETY.

[ihateyouetc]

FINE BY ME.
TIME TO MOVE THIS CONVERSATION ON TO MORE SHIT NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT!