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text; post-dated to after the event!!
Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.
Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.
Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!
DONE.
LIKE BOTH OF YOU GUYS WERE THE SAME SPRITE AT THE SAME TIME?
1/2 lalalalalala
Gross.
Somehow I am not that surprised, though.
He was always pretty fucked up!
8ut I didn't think he had it in him to pull some of the stuff he did. None of us did!
8ut that's all old news 8y now.
To 8e honest, I don't really think he had a reason so much as he was just 8eing a dum8fuck insane clown like he always is.
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He and I were com8ined into one unholy monstrosity of a sprite.
It was as horri8le as it sounds. For one 8rief moment, my mind was com8ined with his! And vice versa.
That's how we ended up together. When we exploded, we were launched 8ack into death, and decided to team up.
SEVERAL AGAIN. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST I HAVE EVER USED THIS ICON.
THIS WHOLE MEMO IS A NEVER ENDING RIOT
THESE ARE THE BEST CONVERSATIONS I'VE EVER HAD WITH YOU.
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MAYBE I SHOULDN'T MAKE LIGHT OF IT
THERE'S SOMETHING INHERENTLY FUCKED UP ABOUT A NON-CONSENSUAL COMBINATION OF CORPSES CREATING AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION FIT TO BE A "WISE MENTOR" ONLY TO DEFECTIVE FIDUSPAWN.
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OK DONE ONCE MORE.
THAT MAKES YOU, FEFERI, ERIDAN, NEPETA, EQUIUS, AND SOLLUX
ALTHOUGH IT TURNS OUT SOLLUX WASN'T ACTUALLY DEAD AND HE JUST HAD ANOTHER SPARE BODY?
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW ANYTHING WORKS ANYMORE.
I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IT
THINKING ABOUT IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.
1/SHE H88888888S YOU, KARKAT
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I have never 8een so viol8ed in my life. Or death. Whatever!
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I suddenly really regret saying anything a8out it.
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DONE
Gr8.
Seriously, give me one good reason I shouldn't kill that clown.
1/HOWEVER MANY AGAIN FUCK COUNTING.
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE! IT MADE YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER RIGHT.
I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU JUMPED HIM OFF OF A CLIFF, HE TRIED TO KILL YOU, AND YOU KILLED HIM.
I'M NOT CURRENT ON THE ALPHA TIMELINE BUT I HEARD ABOUT ALL THAT AFTER COMING HERE.
ALL IN ALL, I'D SAY WHAT HAPPENED IS A NET POSITIVE.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF COMBINATIONS HE COULD COME UP WITH.
CAN YOU IMAGINE SOLLUX AND ERIDAN
THERE IS NO WAY THAT COULD BE ANYTHING EXCEPT COMPLETELY HORRIBLE NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT.
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THAT'S NOT A GOOD WAY TO SAY THAT.
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OK DONE.
I'VE TOLD EVERYONE: NOBODY DIES THIS TIME. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE'S HARMLESS RIGHT NOW.
HE HASN'T BEEN DOING ANYTHING AND I DON'T THINK HE'S CAUGHT UP TO THAT PART OF THE TIMELINE.
YOU'D BE KILLING HIM FOR SOME SHIT HE HASN'T EVEN DONE YET.
I MEAN YEAH, SURE, HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT HE DID PRIOR TO THAT
BUT AT THIS POINT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU HAS BASICALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.
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Like, ever.
Eeeeeeeever.
Don't you ever get tired of doing so much 8itching?
W8, of course you don't.
It's like you're made of 8itch. 8itch 8itch 8itch!
Anyway. Fiiiiiiiine. I'll leave him alone. IF he leaves me alone. I reserve the right to self-defense if he decides to start acting like an asshole!