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[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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HAHAHAHAHA no don't be

[hypertoxic]

[ u u u u u u u u g h. ]

All I'm reading is 8lah 8lah 8lah.
I know what humans are, dum8ass!
8ut I don't really care a8out their politics.
Or you, to 8e honest!
Even if you're insisting on telling me for some dum8 reason.
So good for you, you're a nation or something? That's kind of a 8izarre concept, to 8e honest.
What makes you so gr8, anyway?
8esides all that kingdoms stuff, I guess.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You should care! Why wouldn't you want to know more about new things?
Expand your alien mind.
It's really not that hard to wrap your mind around.
It's a lot easier than aliens.
Everything makes me great.
I have a fantastic culture and language. I'm accomplished militarily and otherwise.
I'm the toughest!
Out of all of the nations, I'm definitely the best looking, too.

[hypertoxic]

[ She dislikes this guy extremely and she is not sure why.

Hint: it's because he is almost exactly like her, just a nation and a dude. ]

Oh my god.
What part of "I don't care" don't you get????????
It's not a8out expanding my mind.
It's a8out the shit you're telling me 8eing totally dum8 and useless!
What do I have to do to make you go away?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[Oh Vriska, just wait until he's your history teacher. It's going to happen.]}

It's actually really important information that is fundamental for existing in a world predominantly inhabited by people this is relevant to.
Besides, I can't go away when I'm not even near you.

[hypertoxic]

[ Oh fuck no. Guess whose class is going to become AN ACTUAL LIVING HELL? ]

It's an expression, you nooksucking dum8fuck!
8esides, I still don't really care a8out this world. Just 8ecause I'm going to have to live here doesn't mean I have to play 8y the rules.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You should care. You know why? If you had the right sort of attitude, you could use this world to your advantage and become anything you want. The best way to do that is to learn as much as possible. And trust me, reminding people how far you've come is the greatest thing ever. So is telling them to suck it.

_{[See: he just likes to antagonise people.]}

[hypertoxic]

[ There's a pause before she replies.

Because fuck. That sounds pretty wise to her. But she hates to admit to being wrong.... ]

You might 8e onto something there.
May8e.
I'll consider it!
If it turns out to 8e worth my time, may8e I will pay you 8ack somehow. ::::)

[kantstoppfantstopp]

<sub>[Of course he's right! He always is.

Okay. He isn't. But that doesn't change his opinion on anything.]</sub>

I can roll with that! I might even be inclined to take you on as my protégé should you be worthy to be trained in becoming one of the greatest ever!

[hypertoxic]

Your protégé?
Get real.
What would that even entail?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Lessons in becoming more awesome. What more do you even need to know?

[hypertoxic]

Oh please! If anything, you're the one that could learn from me.
:::;)