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[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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[thneed]

Hi. Yeah. I can talk.
If you're going to pick and choose what to care about then you really don't care enough to know as a whole so why even bother telling you what I know?

I don't know anything about you and you don't know anything about me so let's not go judging each other on what to care about here, okay?

[hypertoxic]

I was starting to 8elieve no one had ever taught you how.
Anyway, are you always this contrary?
Come onnnnnnnn.
Don't 8e so lame.

[thneed]

I'm not contrary! I'm very uncontrary. I'm the most uncontrariest uncontrary person out of all the uncontrary people ever.

I'm also not lame. At all.

[hypertoxic]

You are the lamest lame to ever shit the inanity 8ed. And I've known some pretty lame people!
Also that like third sentence or whatever made 8asically no sense?
8ut you're sort of funny, in a 8izarre, annoying way.

[thneed]

You must be lame then for knowing such lame people.
It made all the sense.

Annd that is not at all a compliment but thanks.

[hypertoxic]

Fuck that! They're all just drawn to me 8ecause I have all the awesomeness they lack.
Anyway, it totally is! So you're welcome. ::::)
What's your name? You never told me!