[drunk texting]

[brotimaeus]

fcking christmas.
hey you know somethign.
my littleb ro who kinda loosks like me a bit.
lucky fucker.
the first time he tired to use a sowrd it got stusck in th cielgng.
ceilign.
becuas he let go.
i was so fucking proud.

i found him on top of teh tree one year.
pretending to be an angel he said.
bullshit.
he wasfucking stuck up htere.
made the cutest motherufkcing angel you ever did see.

couldnst daveproof shit in that aprtment.
kid got into everuthing.
one time he ttied to eat a live golfdfish because i forgot to feed him.
dont worry the fish was fine.
i thnkk.

haha.
shit.

Comments

[cawmemaybe]

bro youre drunk

[animator]

Are you drunk?

[alwaysimpure]

What did you have and where can I get some?

Also, your brother sounds great. Congrats.

[maiditoutalive]

little dave sounds cute
i dont know what happened

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Whatever your drinking is something I'd like to get my hands on.
What'd you score?

But dude I get it. I really do. My little brother is fucking amazing too. Like the best feeling in the world is knowing that he's turned out to be so great.

[fuckincakewake]

are u serious
i give up dirnking and everybody else goes crazy
striders and their tempting ways

[riseup]

wow, you are a fucking mess.

anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

WS BRO.

[ ooc: ws = well said. ]