They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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[reanimated]

And since I have to answer my own question even if it's incredibly obvious, shag Ramona, marry the tree foetus and kill the cop.

[reanimated]

Actually I'm just going to keep going for a while until everyone else picks up the mantle.

FOETUS ROUND: Karkat, the fucked up juggalo who drinks bleach, and that Loki kid.

[reanimated]

HOT COP ROUND: Jenny, Kate Beckett and Anita.

[reanimated]

HIDEOUS WET BLANKET ROUND: Conrad, Rodney and Tim.

[sunflowersister]

Why in heaven's name are you even including Aisling in this kind of game at all??? That's completely inappropriate and honestly a little concerning.

[badnewsboy]

I believe I've "got this one in the bag."

[reanimated]

I THINK I SAW THIS ON BBC ONCE ROUND: Sherlock 1 (the one that got here first), Sherlock 2, John Watson.

[reanimated]

No one's exempt, love, that'd ruin the game!

[reanimated]

Being included in the triad doesn't exempt you from answering!

[mindoirsurvivor]

There's gotta be some trumped-up charge I can arrest you on for this.

Sleep with Blake, marry Jenny, kill Beckett.

Sorry Beckett. It was a close race.

[reanimated]

YOU'D PROBABLY GO TO JAIL BUT YOU WOULDN'T REGRET IT ROUND: Lydia, Kate Bishop, Nico.

[badnewsboy]

Nathan Young, Sherlock Holmes, and Texas.

Apparently in the way that this game is played, Nathan is not exempt from answering.

[reanimated]

Marry Sherlock Holmes cos that's hilarious, kill whoever Texas is and spend a lovely evening shagging myself senseless

[badnewsboy]

Nathan Young, Magneto and the Tenth Doctor.

[reanimated]

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A BIT FUCKED UP ROUND: Alisha, Simon and Rudy!

[badnewsboy]

Nathan, Simon and Rudy.

[reanimated]

Oh, marry the weird kid, absolutely. I bet he'd be a proper wife, baking scones and shit. Kill every Rudy, shag myself again!

[sunflowersister]

Well I would think involving children ruins the game in the first place...

[reanimated]

Marry the Doctor to get closer to Jenny, kill Magneto cos apparently I'd be doing the island a favour or something? Shag myself THAT ANSWER IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE

[reanimated]

Sounds to me like you just don't know how to have fun. No one's ACTUALLY shagging any children, right? Lighten up and play along!

[badnewsboy]

This is getting gross.

[reanimated]

What's the saying? Get out of the kitchen if you can't handle the heat, foetus.

[badnewsboy]

I believe you're referring to bacon, and it makes it none less gross.

[reanimated]

Not actually harassing anyone so I'd say you're shit out of luck, sorry mate!

[reanimated]

CAN YOU ACTUALLY SHAG A COUNTRY? NEWS AT 11 ROUND: America, England, Ukraine