They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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[reanimated]

And since I have to answer my own question even if it's incredibly obvious, shag Ramona, marry the tree foetus and kill the cop.

[reanimated]

Actually I'm just going to keep going for a while until everyone else picks up the mantle.

FOETUS ROUND: Karkat, the fucked up juggalo who drinks bleach, and that Loki kid.

[badnewsboy]

I believe I've "got this one in the bag."

[quarkylass]

Marry Loki, shag Karkat and cliff the other one....this is kind of an embarrassing game.

[hypertoxic]

dsgh8sdh8gh8daso;nsag;j

[ Is all that happens before the universe has mercy and she manages to shut her phone off.

BECAUSE NO WAY IN ACTUAL FUCK IS SHE HUMILIATING HERSELF MORE THAN SHE EVER DREAMED POSSIBLE BY ACTUALLY ANSWERING THAT. ]

[nicevampireguy]

HTIS SIS FUCKED UP

[nicevampireguy]

FUCK LOKI MARRY KARKAT KILL THAT CREEPER

[ohmycod]

Fuck Karkat, kill the juggalo, and I don't know what married is.

Oh my cod, I'm going to kill everyone. Every single one of you.

[callbacks]

oh my god die in a fire
kill gamzee fuck loki and marry karkat good bye cruel world it wasnt nice knowing you

[hypertoxic]

[ NO WHY DID SHE COME BACK HERE

MOCKERY IS NOT WORTH THE PRICE ]

Fuck Loki, marry Karkat, kill Gamzee.
I h8 you.

[mirthy]

Do:
[someone just looked up what a foetus is]

[reanimated]

HOT COP ROUND: Jenny, Kate Beckett and Anita.

[mindoirsurvivor]

There's gotta be some trumped-up charge I can arrest you on for this.

Sleep with Blake, marry Jenny, kill Beckett.

Sorry Beckett. It was a close race.

[reanimated]

HIDEOUS WET BLANKET ROUND: Conrad, Rodney and Tim.

[eggplantier]

Conrad's the guy who owns the bar, right? Marry him. He has booze and he owns a business, which sounds like a pretty good investment to me! Fuck Tim, because that didn't happen when we were together, and I've always kind of wondered...I mean, that's normal right? I've always thought it would be a 'lady in the streets, freak in the sheets' situation, though honestly he's kind of a freak all the time, so I think me being curious is totally warranted. Who's Rodney? Kill him. Sorry, Rodney.

[sunflowersister]

Why in heaven's name are you even including Aisling in this kind of game at all??? That's completely inappropriate and honestly a little concerning.

[reanimated]

No one's exempt, love, that'd ruin the game!

[reanimated]

I THINK I SAW THIS ON BBC ONCE ROUND: Sherlock 1 (the one that got here first), Sherlock 2, John Watson.

[nicevampireguy]

WHAT THE SHIT I JSUT WANT TO KILL THEM ALL

[reanimated]

YOU'D PROBABLY GO TO JAIL BUT YOU WOULDN'T REGRET IT ROUND: Lydia, Kate Bishop, Nico.

[alwaysimpure]

Shag Kate, marry Nico, since we both have magic and I suppose that might improve a long term relationship and I don't know Lydia, so. Sorry, Lydia.

I'm so glad I'm not taking these serious while I'm honest.

[badnewsboy]

Nathan Young, Sherlock Holmes, and Texas.

Apparently in the way that this game is played, Nathan is not exempt from answering.

[reanimated]

Marry Sherlock Holmes cos that's hilarious, kill whoever Texas is and spend a lovely evening shagging myself senseless

[badnewsboy]

Nathan Young, Magneto and the Tenth Doctor.

[reanimated]

Marry the Doctor to get closer to Jenny, kill Magneto cos apparently I'd be doing the island a favour or something? Shag myself THAT ANSWER IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE

[reanimated]

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS SO THIS IS ACTUALLY A BIT FUCKED UP ROUND: Alisha, Simon and Rudy!

[nicevampireguy]

FUCK YOU WAHTT THE FUCK FUKC ALISHA MARRY SIMON KILL RUDY SINCE WHEN WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH THAT DIPSHIYT

[badnewsboy]

Nathan, Simon and Rudy.

[reanimated]

Oh, marry the weird kid, absolutely. I bet he'd be a proper wife, baking scones and shit. Kill every Rudy, shag myself again!

[reanimated]

CAN YOU ACTUALLY SHAG A COUNTRY? NEWS AT 11 ROUND: America, England, Ukraine

[alwaysimpure]

Shag Ukraine and marry England...

Sorry, America, I'm a patriot.

[nicevampireguy]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS FUCK

[reanimated]

I like attention and ruining lives.

[allthezpms]

LA LA LA LA THIS IS SO FAR BENEATH MY DIGNITY TO EVEN RESPOND TO BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NAME ME I'M NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL EXCEPT FOR WHEN I PROPOSED TO KATIE BROWN BUT THAT ENDED IN DISASTER AND I GUESS AT SOME POINT I COULD CONSIDER MARRYING JENNIFER BUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WHY DID SHE EVEN GO FOR ME RONON WAS SO MUCH BETTER

OH MY GOD SORRY I CAN'T SHUT UP BYE

GODDAMNIT

[reanimated]

No no no no no come back, mate. So it sounds like you've got girl troubles back home, eh? Why don't you tell your good pal Nathan more about that!

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

An interesting game. I believe I'd have to say sleep with Shepard, marry Aisling, and cliff Ramona.

My apologies, Ramona, whoever you are.

[themuse]

Sleep with Shepard, marry Aisling and kill whoever Romana is.

This game is pathetic and you're pathetic for even putting it on here.

[reanimated]

Well there goes my fantasy.

No c'mon love, it's a blast! Here, you give it a whirl. Give me some options and try to embarrass me