They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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THIS STILL DOESN'T ANSWER ANYTHING.

[ihateyouetc]

ANYWAY ABOUT JADE
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS
BUT SINCE I'M ON THE HONESTY ROLL ANYWAY WHY THE FUCK EVEN TRY TO FIGHT IT?
OF COURSE I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER
HOW THE FUCK COULDN'T I
OK YOU CAN PROBABLY THINK OF A LOT OF REASONS WHY I COULDN'T OR SHOULDN'T BUT THOSE ARE IRRELEVANT
BUT SERIOUSLY
I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.

[hypertoxic]

::::D
8elieve me. I'll 8e watching!
Anyway.
Whatever. That's not really what I care a8out!
I was just trying to get you to shut up 8efore she saw.
I pretty much completely failed at that, 8y which I mean you're such a spectacular fuck up it was 8asically inevita8le!
I am still de8ating on whether or not to 8r8k your phone for you. I would 8e doing you a favor at this point.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCKING EXCELLENT. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BEING THE SECOND PERSON TO STALK THE FUCK OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE AS MUCH AS I LOOKED FORWARD TO HAVING TO ADMIT THE SENTIENT GLASSES WERE RIGHT.
ANYWAY, DON'T DO IT. I'M SERIOUS.
I APPRECIATE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING OUT FOR ME FOR SOME REASON?
BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS WITH GAMZEE.
I NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THIS.

[hypertoxic]

Karkat, I have waaaaaaaay 8etter things to do than w8ste my time actually following you around.
That said, who the fuck is the first?
Anyway, ok, fiiiiiiiine.
It's your funeral.
Actually, speaking of Gamzee!
Remem8er what I said a8out him? That I wouldn't go after him 8ut if he came after me I reserve the right to defend myself?
That still applies!
8ecause he has 8een saying some creepy things to me. ::::\ That seems to 8e his deal now! 8ut I am not sure how seriously I should 8e taking what he says.

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[ihateyouetc]

I THINK HIS NAME IS HAL?
HE'S A STRIDER OR SOMETHING.
NOT THAT THAT HELPS IF YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THERE'S LIKE FIVE OF THEM HERE.

[ihateyouetc]

I KNOW THIS IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE BUT
JUST IGNORE HIM.
HE'S SAYING CREEPY THINGS BECAUSE HE'S CREEPY AS HELL
AND WHILE HE'S PROBABLY BEING HONEST RIGHT NOW
HE'S NOT GOING TO COME AFTER YOU.

[hypertoxic]

Oh, that guy. The glasses, right? I've spoken to him.
You're not the only one he's stalking, 8elieve me.
And, well.
Ok, Karkat. I will trust your judgment on this.
Ignoring him won't 8e very hard. ::::\