They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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[hypertoxic]

W8, seriously? I have never met anyone who could ram8le like Karkat. I'm pretty sure I've actually fallen asleep 8efore while he was ranting.
You think you can match him at 8la88ering????????

[reanimated]

I don't think, love, I KNOW. I've been doing it for two bloody years now! I'm quite proud of it really.