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They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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Hahahaha, seriously?
What am I saying, I'm not surprised at all. Of course that's how he would react.
What I am saying is I know a8out you and John, you dum8ass!

YOU

OH HELL NO

NOPE!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THIS IS THE LAST THING I NEEDED
I MEAN ASIDE FROM ERIDAN FINDING OUT
THAT'S THE ACTUAL LAST THING I NEED

I MEAN YOU'RE NOT BEING OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT RIGHT THIS SECOND BUT I KNOW YOU
YOU'RE GOING TO BE OBNOXIOUS ABOUT IT AT SOME UNSPECIFIED POINT IN THE FUTURE.

PLEASE LET THIS JUST BE SOME FUCKED UP NIGHTMARE FROM WHICH I'LL SOON WAKE, HORRIFIED UNTIL I REALIZE THIS WAS ALL SOME TERRIBLE HALLUCINATION WHERE EVERYONE IS FINDING OUT MY SHIT.

GOD, THAT LACKED ANY KIND OF ENERGY AT ALL.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M APPROPRIATELY FREAKED OUT BY THIS.

I JUST FEEL TIRED.

NOT THAT INVALIDATES WHAT I JUST WROTE UP THERE ABOUT THIS MAYBE BEING A NIGHTMARE SINCE I USUALLY FEEL TIRED IN MY DREAMS TOO?

BUT

WAIT
DOES THIS MEAN YOU WERE

HOLY SHIT
SO YOU THOUGHT

OH MAN.
THANKS
BUT NO WAY
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

Hooooooooly fuuuuuuuuck!
Shut the fuck up, Karkat!!!!!!!!
I am going to 8r8k your phone unless you stop sending me like 88 texts every single fucking time you reply to me!!!!!!!!
Ok, first thing: do what?
Second thing: I'm not going to 8e o8noxious a8out it.
Well. I'm not going to 8e horri8le is what I'm trying to say! I don't really care. I think it's weird 8ut you 8oth can do whatever the hell you want.
8ut I reserve the right to laugh at the two of you 8eing inane and impossi8le idiots in chorus.
It'll 8e like twice the failure, all the time!
I mean, how can I pass that up?

Edited 2013-01-13 23:58 (UTC)

I LITERALLY CANNOT LIE TO YOU IT IS EXTREMELY FUCKING STUPID
HONESTLY SPEAKING
I DON'T THINK I COULD PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY IF I WAS A THIRD PARTY WITNESSING IT EITHER.
THE LEVELS OF SHEER RETARDATION ARE UNPRECEDENTED
LIKE A WHOLE NEW ECHELADDER WHOSE RUNGS WE'VE BARELY BEGUN TO SCALE OR NAME.
I FEEL SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT WITH A SHAMEFUL FREQUENCY.
IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

ANYWAY ABOUT JADE
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS
BUT SINCE I'M ON THE HONESTY ROLL ANYWAY WHY THE FUCK EVEN TRY TO FIGHT IT?
OF COURSE I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER
HOW THE FUCK COULDN'T I
OK YOU CAN PROBABLY THINK OF A LOT OF REASONS WHY I COULDN'T OR SHOULDN'T BUT THOSE ARE IRRELEVANT
BUT SERIOUSLY
I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.

::::D
8elieve me. I'll 8e watching!
Anyway.
Whatever. That's not really what I care a8out!
I was just trying to get you to shut up 8efore she saw.
I pretty much completely failed at that, 8y which I mean you're such a spectacular fuck up it was 8asically inevita8le!
I am still de8ating on whether or not to 8r8k your phone for you. I would 8e doing you a favor at this point.

FUCKING EXCELLENT. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOU BEING THE SECOND PERSON TO STALK THE FUCK OUT OF MY PERSONAL LIFE AS MUCH AS I LOOKED FORWARD TO HAVING TO ADMIT THE SENTIENT GLASSES WERE RIGHT.
ANYWAY, DON'T DO IT. I'M SERIOUS.
I APPRECIATE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING OUT FOR ME FOR SOME REASON?
BUT WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS WITH GAMZEE.
I NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THIS.

Karkat, I have waaaaaaaay 8etter things to do than w8ste my time actually following you around.
That said, who the fuck is the first?
Anyway, ok, fiiiiiiiine.
It's your funeral.
Actually, speaking of Gamzee!
Remem8er what I said a8out him? That I wouldn't go after him 8ut if he came after me I reserve the right to defend myself?
That still applies!
8ecause he has 8een saying some creepy things to me. ::::\ That seems to 8e his deal now! 8ut I am not sure how seriously I should 8e taking what he says.

Edited 2013-01-14 06:01 (UTC)

I THINK HIS NAME IS HAL?
HE'S A STRIDER OR SOMETHING.
NOT THAT THAT HELPS IF YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THERE'S LIKE FIVE OF THEM HERE.

I KNOW THIS IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE BUT
JUST IGNORE HIM.
HE'S SAYING CREEPY THINGS BECAUSE HE'S CREEPY AS HELL
AND WHILE HE'S PROBABLY BEING HONEST RIGHT NOW
HE'S NOT GOING TO COME AFTER YOU.

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hypertoxic - 2013-01-15 10:37 (UTC) - Expand

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