They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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[mindoirsurvivor]

Shockingly, you're a dead man. The drug mule looks like he likes it wild, so even though Castle'd probably be better, I'll take him for a spin and sign up to have and to hold with the one I actually know.

Apparently there are depths I won't sink to when it comes to making these lists, so at least I know I've got the moral victory.

The Hulk, the Lizard Thing, and the Werewolf.

[reanimated]

Who the fuck is the lizard thing and which werewolf are we discussing

[mindoirsurvivor]

If I knew who the lizard was I'd arrest it. The thing that the Loki kid posted pictures of while it tried to kill him.

Does it really make a difference which werewolf? Does one look like better marriage material?