They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

Comments

[nicevampireguy]

BEEN A FUCKING BORE HANGING ONTO YOU AND YOURE A FUCKING SUPERIOR AS SHIT ASSHOLE

[reanimated]

And then there are times when I actually like you, Connor. This is one of them!

[nicevampireguy]

FUCK YOU WHO NEEDS YOUR FUCKING OPINONS I MEAN ITS ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING NICE TO HEAR YOU AGREE WITH ME INSTEAD OF INSULT ME KINDA MAKES UP FOR THE SHIT YOU THROW AT ME WHAT WTHE FUCLNLKWN WAHT THE FUCK AM I SAYING SHIT FUCKKKK I'M LOOKING AWAY NWOFUCK

[worldsonly]

Well, all right.

[nicevampireguy]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID POSH PEIECE OF SHIT DON'T OU FUCKING JUDGE ME YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU DON'T KNOW THE SHIT I'VE HAD TO GO THROUGHEW

[worldsonly]

Mm. No, I just wondered.

[nicevampireguy]

SEE THERE YOU'RE FUCKING JUDGING ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUKC YOU FKUCKYOU

[worldsonly]

As a vampire, you're undead, correct? An animated corpse? I'd be curious to know the effect of elevated blood pressure on a being who technically shouldn't have a pulse to begin with. Where are you right now?

[reanimated]

Christ on a bloody crutch you're fucked up. Oi stop being a boring twat and answer the questions!

[worldsonly]

There's a gaping hole in my knowledge due to lack of access, as vampires are hardly common where I come from, and why shouldn't I take the opportunity to expand my horizons and gather relevant data?

I am answering them. On paper.

[reanimated]

YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEAT

[nicevampireguy]

WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF

I'M WHERE I AM EVERY NIGHT IF YOU'RE SO SMART YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCKING FIGURE THAT THE FUCK OUT

[worldsonly]

Ah, really? Foolish of me to bank on the shot that you'd do the intelligent thing and not open your bar while this is going around, then. I'll keep that in mind.

[nicevampireguy]

A MAN HAS TO MAKE A FUCKING LIVING I MEAN I'M NOT A MAN ANYMORE I GUESS VAMPIRES GOTTA LEIVE TOO OKAY FUCK YOU