They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

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[mindoirsurvivor]

Everybody likes being popular.

Thanks, Beckett.

[themuse]

You're welcome, sir.

I'm hanging up now before I say anything else I'll live to regret.

[mindoirsurvivor]

I am writing a bonus onto your next paycheck as we speak.

Small bonus. But still.

[themuse]

[She hangs up. She will be buying him the biggest bottle of booze she can find on the island next chance she gets.]