They really should accept me to fucking MENSA already.

[reanimated]

Oi, New Moore.

Let's play a game!

SHAG/MARRY/CLIFF
or
FUCK/MARRY/KILL
whichever you prefer, really.

You answer completely honestly and then leave your own triad and everyone else answers you and we fuck ourselves over for the conceivable rest of eternity.

Look, I'll even make the first one easy: Ramona, Shepard and that shifty forest bint, Aisling.

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Add practically royalty to that list and you would've been set. It's a sad shame you missed out on all of this.

[alwaysimpure]

I don't know, royalty doesn't hold the same appeal as beer.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

We have our own custom breweries.

[alwaysimpure]

Are they any good?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

They're the best.