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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[callbacks]

oh




ok

[tookthename]

I'm sorry, Dave. I know you and Jade were close.

[callbacks]

yeah
its ok
it isnt the first time and i know ill see her again even if we wont be
whatever
the timing just sucks with johns birthday and all

[tookthename]

Anything I can do?

[callbacks]

nah
ill let the crew know and then maybe go hang out with bro for a while
thanks though

[tookthename]

Let me know if anything comes up that I can help with.

[callbacks]

you know you can just come chill with us whenever right
you dont have to save the day every time

FUCK YOU I'M NOT HERE I'M JUST CASUALLY OBSERVING YOU TYPE.

[ihateyouetc]

seriously dude

[callbacks]

LOOK HE JUST HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT AT THE SECOND THERE ARE A LOT OF FEELINGS HERE.

[ihateyouetc]

you dont have to say anything hes fine

[callbacks]

[fuckincakewake]

comin in
low flying hug plane
oh shit its comin this way1!!!!

[callbacks]

oh shit everyone clear the runway for air lalonde
really though im ok mom
shit isnt permanent

[fuckincakewake]

think about who ur sayin that 2
but yeah i kno
still sucks a buttload of butt tho
seriously im comin over and im gonna cook u baby food
or pick up food from juanes
babies eat steak rite?
uhhhhh YES
smart babies who love cheeseburgers w special sauce do :3

[callbacks]

oh snap
yes they definitely do
and going from that i am the smartest baby
the smartest and the hungriest
worlds number one teen mom right here ladies and gentlemen

[fuckincakewake]

but i wouldnt be the mom i am today w/o my own momdaughtre behind me
yes yes
but hold ur applause ladies and gentlemen until the bb is a strappin young man w 500 hot to trot gfs
or bfs
u know mommy and daddy love u no matter what

[callbacks]

nah im not gonna cut in on your dating scene mom
shit would not be cash
besides the gay dude quota in my lifes pretty full up and i gotta find my own niche you know

[hypertoxic]

[ why does she care why does she care why does she care ]

Dave.

[callbacks]

ill break it to john and karkat ok

[hypertoxic]

Of course.
I mean, uh, yeah, wh8tever.
Are you

[hypertoxic]

[ UGH GODDAMNIT WHY DID SHE SEND THAT ]

[hypertoxic]

Try not to do something stupid to drown your sorrows, ok? I don't feel like running interference on dramatic teenage 8ullshit.

[ Vriska that is not how you show you are concerned for his well being. ]

[callbacks]

its great to see everyones resounding faith in my coping mechanisms
jesus
shes left before you know and before i got here i spent a whole year without her or john so its not like i havent handled this before

[hypertoxic]

Haha. We all know how delic8 you are, Dave! We're just making sure you don't 8r8k. ::::P
Anyway, fine! Whatever. It's not like I c8re.

[callbacks]

yeah i know you dont
you ok