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HIGHLY INFORMATIVE POST. HE'S NOT LOCKING THIS. FUCK YOU, VRISKA. YOU CAN READ IT LATER.
ATTENTION ALL AMBITIOUS AND AGGRESSIVELY SELF ANNIHILATIVE IDIOTS!
WE NEED TO HAVE A BRIEF CHAT ABOUT VRISKA.
MAN, LOOK HOW NOSTALGIC THIS IS!
THIS IS LIKE THE TIME DAVE AND JOHN DECIDED TO TALK ABOUT THEIR INDEPENDENT INTERESTS IN TWO BATSHIT GIRLS WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF DESPITE THE FACT AFOREMENTIONED BATSHIT GIRLS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL DEATHS SEVERAL TIMES!
SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M ATTEMPTING TO WARN ALL OF YOU SORRY SACKS OVER STEEPED IN STUPIDITY LIKE INDIVIDUAL TEA BAGS IN TINY LITTLE TEA CUPS, POLLUTING THE WATER FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DRINK THAT SHIT ANYMORE, JUST STOP.
TRIGGER WARNING, SEIZURES!!
THIS IS ABOUT BREVITY SO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE MY OTHER MEMOS.
MAYBE A LOT OF YOU DON'T KNOW BUT MOST OF YOU DO
I'M TALKING ONCE AGAIN ABOUT THE MEMOS WHERE I JUST LOSE MY POINT AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I THINK I DO THIS EVERY TIME I START A MEMO NOW
BUT THAT'S JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS MEMO IS NOT LIKE THE LAST MEMO.
THIS MEMO IS ABOUT TELLING MOST OF YOU THAT IF YOU AREN'T EXTREMELY CAREFUL YOU ARE BEING FUCKING SUICIDAL.
I'M GOING DOWN THE LIST OF ASSHOLES I SAW IN THERE.
IF I FORGOT YOU AND YOU WANT ME TO BITCH AT YOU JUST LET ME KNOW AND I CAN ARRANGE THAT.
JOHN, VRISKA DOESN'T WANT TO KILL ANY OF US.
YOU KNOW THAT AND I KNOW THAT
BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO TRY!
WHY WOULD SHE LEGITIMATELY TRY IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO, SOMEONE ELSE READING THIS MIGHT ASK!
WHY THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, HYPOTHETICAL AUDIENCE!
THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING CRAZY AND THAT'S WHAT "POST SCRATCH" TROLLS DO.
IMAGINE IT LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY AND SUDDENLY THE MURDER ARRIVES AND KILLS ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU'RE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??
I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME BEFORE THE MURDER ARRIVED!!
WHO INVITED THE MURDER TO THIS HIGHLY ESTEEMED AND RESPECTABLE CONGREGATION OF OUR PEERS???
WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY!!
THE MURDER IS INVITED EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
THE MURDER HAS VIP STATUS.
IF IT GETS A CHANCE IT'S THE FIRST FUCKER THROUGH THE DOOR.
THAT SAID, JOHN
YOU PROBABLY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT SURVIVING THIS THAN ANY OF US DO AT THIS POINT.
MAYBE TAVROS? I DUNNO.
DAVE, HOW SUSCEPTIBLE ARE YOU TO MIND CONTROL? JUST CURIOUS!
OH YEAH, AND HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS ON NEW MOORE TO BE BASED ON GOOD FORTUNE?
GIRL WHO TALKS TO DAVE A LOT WHO COMMUNICATES WITHOUT TOO MANY CONTRACTIONS AND SOMETIMES TALKS TO THE FUNNY CAT RABBIT THING!
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE!!!
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE
WHATEVER
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
HOW SUSCEPTIBLE ARE TO MIND CONTROL AND HOW WELL DO YOU FUNCTION WHEN YOU HAVE LITERALLY ZERO LUCK.
THINGS WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT HERE.
VICTOR, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOOD SINCE YOU'RE HALF A ROBOT.
NATHAN, YOU CAN'T DIE UNDER ANY CONDITION.
LITERALLY.
THAT'S NOT ME TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE
NOT THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE?
BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS MAYBE LIKE...
I DUNNO, DISTRACT HER OR SOMETHING???
ERIDAN, FOR THE LOVE OF MASSIVE FUCK
STOP TRYING TO REKINDLE A DEAD RELATIONSHIP WITH A GOD DAMN SHADOW.
IF YOU DO END UP COMING DON'T JUST SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES EITHER.
MEENAH, IN OUR UNIVERSE YOU'RE THE TROLL EMPRESS
THAT MEANS SOME VERSION OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ESTABLISHING EVERY SYSTEM THAT ULTIMATELY MADE US AS FUCKING CRAZY AND UNSTABLE AS WE ALL ARE
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
HAL, YOU'RE GLASSES. ENOUGH SAID.
NOBODY TRY TO TALK HER DOWN ABOUT HOW COMPLETELY SHITHIVE INSANE SHE IS BECAUSE THAT'S A LIE.
SHE IS OUT OF HER FUCKING GOURD AND SHE'S JUST SANE ENOUGH TO KNOW IT.
IT'S LIKE SOUJI ALWAYS SAID AS LONG AS NOBODY'S JUDGING HER FOR HER COMPLETE AND UTTER LUNACY WE'LL ULTIMATELY BE FINE PROBABLY
IF BY FINE I JUST MEAN "NOT DEAD"
WHICH I DO.
SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A PERSON IF WE'RE BEING HONEST
WHICH IS GREAT! I DON'T CARE.
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE
THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE THEM BAD FRIENDS
BUT I GUESS IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE JUDGMENTAL AND SHITTY ABOUT IT THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO??
ANYWAY, VRISKA IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST TROLLS HERE
OK I SHOULD CLARIFY RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEONE INEVITABLY COMPLAINS ABOUT ME SAYING THAT
I DON'T MEAN STRONG LIKE EQUIUS
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
SHE SPECIALIZES EXCLUSIVELY IN RUINING EVERYBODY'S SHIT.
GAMZEE IS ANOTHER ONE BUT I'M NOT LETTING HIM GO BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HIM TO UNDERSTAND THE OBJECTIVE IS "NOT KILLING HER"
NOT ONLY THAT BUT I THINK SHE'D BE SO PISSED HE WAS THERE SHE'D BE DRIVEN INTO A FOAMING FURY UNTIL ONE OF THEM WAS DEAD AND THAT'S NOT EXACTLY CONSTRUCTIVE FOR ANY OF US.
/!\ HERE ARE A FEW HELPFUL HINTS! /!\
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A BANNER FOR THIS ONE BUT THIS SECTION IS IMPORTANT.
VRISKA CAN AT LEAST PUT HUMANS TO SLEEP.
AS SHE'S LEARNED HOW TO LIVE WITH ALL OF YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT NOW TRANSLATES INTO BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOU GUYS.
I KNOW FOR A FACT SHE CAN CONTROL ME SO IF I DO ANYTHING FUCKED UP JUST PUT ME DOWN LIKE ONE OF YOUR HUMAN DOGS.
ADDITIONALLY, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE VRISKA CAN GANK YOUR LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE.
AS IN HEY, YOU REALLY LIKE THAT FLOOR YOU'RE STANDING ON, RIGHT?
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU WERE UNLUCKY ENOUGH IT SUDDENLY COLLAPSED BENEATH YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN THOUGHT OF DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S LITERALLY NO REASON IT SHOULD BE COLLAPSING!
WOULDN'T IT BE UNFORTUNATE IF YOU DIDN'T THINK TO FLY UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE???
DAMN! WELL. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU RESURRECT.
SO THOSE ARE THE BASICS!
THINGS TO CONSIDER AS WE GET CLOSER TO FINDING OUT WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS.
GOD.
WHERE THE HELL IS TEREZI??
SHE WOULD KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.
WE NEED TO HAVE A BRIEF CHAT ABOUT VRISKA.
MAN, LOOK HOW NOSTALGIC THIS IS!
THIS IS LIKE THE TIME DAVE AND JOHN DECIDED TO TALK ABOUT THEIR INDEPENDENT INTERESTS IN TWO BATSHIT GIRLS WHILE I WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF DESPITE THE FACT AFOREMENTIONED BATSHIT GIRLS WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR INDIVIDUAL DEATHS SEVERAL TIMES!
SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
EXCEPT THIS TIME I'M ATTEMPTING TO WARN ALL OF YOU SORRY SACKS OVER STEEPED IN STUPIDITY LIKE INDIVIDUAL TEA BAGS IN TINY LITTLE TEA CUPS, POLLUTING THE WATER FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DRINK THAT SHIT ANYMORE, JUST STOP.
TRIGGER WARNING, SEIZURES!!
THIS IS ABOUT BREVITY SO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE LIKE MY OTHER MEMOS.
MAYBE A LOT OF YOU DON'T KNOW BUT MOST OF YOU DO
I'M TALKING ONCE AGAIN ABOUT THE MEMOS WHERE I JUST LOSE MY POINT AND DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
I THINK I DO THIS EVERY TIME I START A MEMO NOW
BUT THAT'S JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS MEMO IS NOT LIKE THE LAST MEMO.
THIS MEMO IS ABOUT TELLING MOST OF YOU THAT IF YOU AREN'T EXTREMELY CAREFUL YOU ARE BEING FUCKING SUICIDAL.
I'M GOING DOWN THE LIST OF ASSHOLES I SAW IN THERE.
IF I FORGOT YOU AND YOU WANT ME TO BITCH AT YOU JUST LET ME KNOW AND I CAN ARRANGE THAT.
JOHN, VRISKA DOESN'T WANT TO KILL ANY OF US.
YOU KNOW THAT AND I KNOW THAT
BUT SHE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO TRY!
WHY WOULD SHE LEGITIMATELY TRY IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO, SOMEONE ELSE READING THIS MIGHT ASK!
WHY THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, HYPOTHETICAL AUDIENCE!
THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS BECAUSE SHE IS FUCKING CRAZY AND THAT'S WHAT "POST SCRATCH" TROLLS DO.
IMAGINE IT LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY AND SUDDENLY THE MURDER ARRIVES AND KILLS ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU'RE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK??
I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME BEFORE THE MURDER ARRIVED!!
WHO INVITED THE MURDER TO THIS HIGHLY ESTEEMED AND RESPECTABLE CONGREGATION OF OUR PEERS???
WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY!!
THE MURDER IS INVITED EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
THE MURDER HAS VIP STATUS.
IF IT GETS A CHANCE IT'S THE FIRST FUCKER THROUGH THE DOOR.
THAT SAID, JOHN
YOU PROBABLY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT SURVIVING THIS THAN ANY OF US DO AT THIS POINT.
MAYBE TAVROS? I DUNNO.
DAVE, HOW SUSCEPTIBLE ARE YOU TO MIND CONTROL? JUST CURIOUS!
OH YEAH, AND HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS ON NEW MOORE TO BE BASED ON GOOD FORTUNE?
GIRL WHO TALKS TO DAVE A LOT WHO COMMUNICATES WITHOUT TOO MANY CONTRACTIONS AND SOMETIMES TALKS TO THE FUNNY CAT RABBIT THING!
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE!!!
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE
WHATEVER
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
HOW SUSCEPTIBLE ARE TO MIND CONTROL AND HOW WELL DO YOU FUNCTION WHEN YOU HAVE LITERALLY ZERO LUCK.
THINGS WE NEED TO THINK ABOUT HERE.
VICTOR, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOOD SINCE YOU'RE HALF A ROBOT.
NATHAN, YOU CAN'T DIE UNDER ANY CONDITION.
LITERALLY.
THAT'S NOT ME TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE
NOT THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE?
BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS MAYBE LIKE...
I DUNNO, DISTRACT HER OR SOMETHING???
ERIDAN, FOR THE LOVE OF MASSIVE FUCK
STOP TRYING TO REKINDLE A DEAD RELATIONSHIP WITH A GOD DAMN SHADOW.
IF YOU DO END UP COMING DON'T JUST SHOOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES EITHER.
MEENAH, IN OUR UNIVERSE YOU'RE THE TROLL EMPRESS
THAT MEANS SOME VERSION OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ESTABLISHING EVERY SYSTEM THAT ULTIMATELY MADE US AS FUCKING CRAZY AND UNSTABLE AS WE ALL ARE
SO YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.
HAL, YOU'RE GLASSES. ENOUGH SAID.
NOBODY TRY TO TALK HER DOWN ABOUT HOW COMPLETELY SHITHIVE INSANE SHE IS BECAUSE THAT'S A LIE.
SHE IS OUT OF HER FUCKING GOURD AND SHE'S JUST SANE ENOUGH TO KNOW IT.
IT'S LIKE SOUJI ALWAYS SAID AS LONG AS NOBODY'S JUDGING HER FOR HER COMPLETE AND UTTER LUNACY WE'LL ULTIMATELY BE FINE PROBABLY
IF BY FINE I JUST MEAN "NOT DEAD"
WHICH I DO.
SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A PERSON IF WE'RE BEING HONEST
WHICH IS GREAT! I DON'T CARE.
A LOT OF MY FRIENDS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE
THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MAKE THEM BAD FRIENDS
BUT I GUESS IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE JUDGMENTAL AND SHITTY ABOUT IT THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO??
ANYWAY, VRISKA IS ONE OF THE STRONGEST TROLLS HERE
OK I SHOULD CLARIFY RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEONE INEVITABLY COMPLAINS ABOUT ME SAYING THAT
I DON'T MEAN STRONG LIKE EQUIUS
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
SHE SPECIALIZES EXCLUSIVELY IN RUINING EVERYBODY'S SHIT.
GAMZEE IS ANOTHER ONE BUT I'M NOT LETTING HIM GO BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HIM TO UNDERSTAND THE OBJECTIVE IS "NOT KILLING HER"
NOT ONLY THAT BUT I THINK SHE'D BE SO PISSED HE WAS THERE SHE'D BE DRIVEN INTO A FOAMING FURY UNTIL ONE OF THEM WAS DEAD AND THAT'S NOT EXACTLY CONSTRUCTIVE FOR ANY OF US.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A BANNER FOR THIS ONE BUT THIS SECTION IS IMPORTANT.
VRISKA CAN AT LEAST PUT HUMANS TO SLEEP.
AS SHE'S LEARNED HOW TO LIVE WITH ALL OF YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA IF THAT NOW TRANSLATES INTO BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOU GUYS.
I KNOW FOR A FACT SHE CAN CONTROL ME SO IF I DO ANYTHING FUCKED UP JUST PUT ME DOWN LIKE ONE OF YOUR HUMAN DOGS.
ADDITIONALLY, YOU SHOULD BE AWARE VRISKA CAN GANK YOUR LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE.
AS IN HEY, YOU REALLY LIKE THAT FLOOR YOU'RE STANDING ON, RIGHT?
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU WERE UNLUCKY ENOUGH IT SUDDENLY COLLAPSED BENEATH YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN THOUGHT OF DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S LITERALLY NO REASON IT SHOULD BE COLLAPSING!
WOULDN'T IT BE UNFORTUNATE IF YOU DIDN'T THINK TO FLY UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE???
DAMN! WELL. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME IF YOU RESURRECT.
SO THOSE ARE THE BASICS!
THINGS TO CONSIDER AS WE GET CLOSER TO FINDING OUT WHERE THE FUCK SHE IS.
GOD.
WHERE THE HELL IS TEREZI??
SHE WOULD KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS.
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even though im moe as fuck
so stop pressin the issue nubby
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THE WAIFU AND THE SENPAI DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE THE SAME PERSON RIGHT
MAYBE THE WAIFU ISN'T MOE AND MAYBE THE SENPAI IS???
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cause im moe as all motherglubbin getout
but uh
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i think she wants me to be the waifu here
1/?? POLITE WARNING THIS TIME. I'M SO BAD AT WARNING.
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WELL
YEAH ACTUALLY
I CAN SEE THAT.
OK DONE.
CAN A WAIFU EVEN BE CALIGINOUS?
I FEEL LIKE A SENPAI BEING CALIGINOUS IS WAY MORE IN LINE WITH WHAT BEING A SENPAI IS ALL ABOUT.
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and if this existential serket nonsense means shes being all truthful and honest and well wait
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1/5
BUT I SUPPOSE IN YOUR CASE THAT'S DIFFERENT?
HER USING SYMBOLS AT ME DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING.
IT'S JUST SOME STUPID STUNT SHE PULLS BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S "CLEVER" AND "CUTE" AND "BOTHERING ME"
WHEN WHAT IT DOES IS NONE OF THE ABOVE. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE ME THINK SHE IS FUCKING OBNOXIOUS
AND EVEN THEN THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I DIDN'T ALREADY FEEL ABOUT HER FROM PRIOR OBSERVATION.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE WHO COULD MAINTAIN ANY KIND OF QUADRANT WITH HER AND NOT COME OUT WORSE FOR IT
WHICH IS ONE HELL OF A UNIQUE TRAIT.
I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR ANYONE ELSE I KNOW.
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO HER HISTORY SINCE THAT'S NOT MY PLACE BUT I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A WHILE NOW.
OVER THE LAST HANDFUL OF SWEEPS I'VE WATCHED HER FUCK A LOT OF SHIT UP WITH REGARDS TO HER ROMANTIC LIFE BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY, BUT WHATEVER SHE MIGHT THROW AT YOU I DON'T THINK YOU'D HAVE A PROBLEM HANDLING.
PLUS SHE LIKES SOMEONE WHO CAN FIGHT WITH HER. NOT NECESSARILY IN HER FLUSHED QUADRANT THOUGH?
I CAN SEE HER GETTING TETCHY ABOUT BEING DEFIED IN HER FLUSHED QUADRANT
AT WHICH POINT THE RELATIONSHIP WOULD PROBABLY OSCILLATE, BUT I DIGRESS.
IN SHORT, I THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE CAPABLE OF HANDLING EVERYTHING THAT ENCOMPASSES THE WHOLE BUNDLE OF BATSHIT BITCHERY THAT IS VRISKA SERKET.
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IT'S THE OLDER HUMAN SCHOOLHIVEMATE!!
I'M PRETTY SURE SOUJI TOLD ME HE'S A SENPAI.
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THEN THAT'S NOT CALIGINOUS????
IT'S NOT EVEN FLUSHED! IT'S JUST CORDIAL.
I TRIED TO GET HIM TO HATE ME AT FIRST BUT HE WASN'T REALLY INTO THAT, SO...
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SENPAIS ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN I THOUGHT.
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I MEAN NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
OBVIOUSLY GETTING VRISKA OUT OF A TELEVISION TAKES PRECEDENCE
BUT I NEED TO ASK SOUJI SOME QUESTIONS AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER.
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anemoneway aboat all that stuff before the senpai shit
aboat me and serket
you actually sounded like you knew what you were talkin aboat
so like
do you
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THIS IS PRACTICALLY THE ONLY SUBJECT I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYMORE.
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