text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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SURE YOU ARE

[reanimated]

Christ on a fucking crutch, YOU LEARN TO READ! You said it sounds like being "culled" which aside from being piss poor terminology is BULLSHIT cos if that was happening I think I'd know.

[ihateyouetc]

OHHHHHH SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT!
I FORGOT YOUR DICTIONARY APP MEANS YOU CAN ACTUALLY SCHOOLFEED ME ON WHAT THE "PROPER" TERMINOLOGY FOR EVERYTHING IS!
PLEASE, DO ME A FAVOR AND LOOK UP "GO FUCK YOURSELF" AND DO WHAT IT SAYS PROVIDED YOU'VE READ THE LEAST LITERAL VARIATION OF THE PHRASE.

[reanimated]

Still as ungrateful as ever. Prick. Where's the "thank you, Nathan! Thank you for going out of your way to set us straight when we go momentarily braindead and think leaving the island means GETTING MURDERED! Thank you for using your powers for good! Would you like an hour long special massage from two Swedish twins cos here's a gift certificate I conveniently have for you to thank you for all the hard fucking work you put into the continued safety and stability of this shite island!"

[reanimated]

Anyway VETE A LA CHINGADA

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU. MY OFFICIAL POSITION ON EVERYONE LEAVING IS THEY GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. I'M JUST SAYING "RELEASED" SOUNDS SHADY AS FUCK. WHY COULDN'T THEY PICK A BETTER WORD FOR IT.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT
HOLY SHIT
HOW LONG WERE YOU SAVING THAT ONE??
GREAT JOB WITH THE HUMAN SPANISH!
DID YOU LOOK THAT ONE UP WITH YOUR DICTIONARY TOO.

[reanimated]

Cos what's the government if not shady? Come on man. I'm barely literate on my worst days and even I know that.

[reanimated]

Of course I looked it up in the dictionary. What, did you think I was taking lessons or some shit? Look that's not the point. Do as it says and go fuck yourself.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, OK
MOVING ON FROM THAT SHADY GOVERNMENT SHIT FOR RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW YOU GOT ALL PARANOID LIKE VICTOR AND I ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT YOU
BUT IS THAT SERIOUSLY THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT IT?

[reanimated]

NO! I also got it to expand my colourful vocabulary, not that it's any of your business.

[ihateyouetc]

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF CALLING *ME* PARANOID.

[reanimated]

YOU still are, nothing'll change that.

[reanimated]

And I admit to being high as a fucking kite when I thought the translation app thing was a brilliant plan but y'know what it actually turned out to be pretty fun!