text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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DAMMIT.

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ADDRESS THAT "MARGINALLY USEFUL" GARBAGE.
WE'RE NOT STUCK IN THIS "IT HAD TO HAPPEN THAT WAY" LOOP THAT WE WERE IN WITH THE ALPHA TIMELINE
AND THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT: DON'T START ANYTHING WITH GAMZEE.
HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING HERE THAT I KNOW OF AND HE HASN'T KILLED ANYONE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE'LL KNOW WHAT HE DID TO YOU YET. I SURE AS IN FUCK DON'T.

... it's kind of mutual which is why she's even agreeing ::::(

[hypertoxic]

I guess?
That could 8e mutually 8eneficial. I have 8een out of the loop for a long time!
So, sure, why not. Let's do that.
As long as you promise to at least try to 8e less irrit8ting than usual.

Oh my god, I am not splitting my replies up anymore. That is getting old, fast!
Gamzee used my corpse, plus Tavros's, to create a complete a8omination of a sprite.
It was horri8le. D::::
It was a relief that we ended up exploding.
8ut seriously, I've 8een planning to get revenge against him ever since!
Though I cared a lot more when it happened than I do now.
Are you saying I can't kick his ass even a little? ::::\ 8ecause he really deserves it. Earned it, I'd say!

GUESS WHO'S STILL GOING TO SPLIT THEIRS.

[ihateyouetc]

GREAT, BUT I'M NOT PROMISING YOU SHIT.
I CAN'T MEET YOU RIGHT NOW SINCE I'M BUSY BUT WHERE DID THEY PUT YOU.
DO YOU HAVE A HUMAN HIVEMATE OR ANYTHING.

SOMEONE'S GOT A "CAN'T KEEP THE THOUGHTS TOGETHER" PROBLEM!

[ihateyouetc]

AND DAMMIT, I'M SERIOUS.
LEAVE GAMZEE ALONE. HE ISN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
IF ERIDAN CATCHES THE FACT YOU WANT TO KICK GAMZEE'S ASS
HE'S GOING TO FIND A WAY TO ARRIVE AND ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT INTO A SHITTY 3X SHOWDOWN COMBO.
HE'S BEEN TRYING TO ARRANGE THAT SINCE THE FIRST YOU WAS HERE.
IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING
AND I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF HE DIDN'T SHOOT ANYONE AGAIN.

DAMMIT, KARKAT, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[hypertoxic]

Ugh. Alright, fine, 8ut I'm 8ailing if things get too irrit8ting.
Annnnnnnnyway, I'm in East 101? Whatever that means. And no hivem8 that I was informed of!

Uuuuuuuugh. Fine! 8ut the instant he pulls something he is free game. And you know he will. Deal?
........ 8esides, as much as I h8 to admit it, that's kind of a good point.
The less I can have to do with Eridan, the 8etter, frankly.

OOPS. MORE OF THEM. MORE CHAINS.

[ihateyouetc]

EVEN IF YOU'RE ASSIGNED A PLACE OFFICIALLY THEY USUALLY JUST MOVE YOU TO THE PIT WITH COLORED BALLS IN IT IF YOU'RE ALONE I THINK.
WHEN KANAYA WAS HERE SHE LIVED THERE FOR A WHOA WHAT

[ihateyouetc]

HOLD ON
HE USED YOUR CORPSE TO WHAT.

[ihateyouetc]

OH THANK FUCKING GOD
HE ACTUALLY HAD A REASON FOR ALL THAT CORPSE HOARDING HE WAS DOING.

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK HIM SINCE I WASN'T SURE I WANTED TO HEAR THE ANSWER.
WHAT GOOD ANSWER COULD YOU HEAR IF YOU WALKED UP TO A SHITHIVE MOTHERFUCKER AND ASKED HIM "HEY MAN,
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE CORPSES. I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOU HAD QUITE THE COLLECTION GROWING.
HAHA, NO REASON FOR ASKING. JUST UH, CONVERSATION. I'M LEAVING NOW."

[ihateyouetc]

AS FAR AS FUCKED UP GOES, THAT'S THE LEAST HORRIFYING THING HE COULD HAVE DONE WITH THEM
SO HONESTLY THAT'S THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME OUT OF THE REALLY LIMITED SELECTION OF OPTIONS CORPSE HOARDING HAS.

DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT *WITH* TAVROS?
LIKE BOTH OF YOU GUYS WERE THE SAME SPRITE AT THE SAME TIME?

1/2 lalalalalala

[hypertoxic]

You mean he wasn't just fucking around with my corpse and Tavros's? Who else did he collect????????
Gross.
Somehow I am not that surprised, though.
He was always pretty fucked up!
8ut I didn't think he had it in him to pull some of the stuff he did. None of us did!
8ut that's all old news 8y now.
To 8e honest, I don't really think he had a reason so much as he was just 8eing a dum8fuck insane clown like he always is.

[hypertoxic]

8ut yes.
He and I were com8ined into one unholy monstrosity of a sprite.
It was as horri8le as it sounds. For one 8rief moment, my mind was com8ined with his! And vice versa.
That's how we ended up together. When we exploded, we were launched 8ack into death, and decided to team up.

SEVERAL AGAIN. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST I HAVE EVER USED THIS ICON.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS WHOLE MEMO IS A NEVER ENDING RIOT
THESE ARE THE BEST CONVERSATIONS I'VE EVER HAD WITH YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

OK THAT'S PRETTY INSENSITIVE OF ME
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T MAKE LIGHT OF IT
THERE'S SOMETHING INHERENTLY FUCKED UP ABOUT A NON-CONSENSUAL COMBINATION OF CORPSES CREATING AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION FIT TO BE A "WISE MENTOR" ONLY TO DEFECTIVE FIDUSPAWN.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ihateyouetc]

OK OK. THAT'S ENOUGH NOW.

OK DONE ONCE MORE.

[ihateyouetc]

HE COLLECTED EVERYONE WHO DIED ON THE METEOR.
THAT MAKES YOU, FEFERI, ERIDAN, NEPETA, EQUIUS, AND SOLLUX
ALTHOUGH IT TURNS OUT SOLLUX WASN'T ACTUALLY DEAD AND HE JUST HAD ANOTHER SPARE BODY?
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW ANYTHING WORKS ANYMORE.
I'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IT
THINKING ABOUT IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.

1/SHE H88888888S YOU, KARKAT

[hypertoxic]

Shut the fuck uuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!

[hypertoxic]

You wouldn't 8e laughing if it had happened to you, gru8fucker!
I have never 8een so viol8ed in my life. Or death. Whatever!

[hypertoxic]

Anyway, the point is.

[hypertoxic]

The point is that you really need to shut up a8out that forever!!!!!!!!
I suddenly really regret saying anything a8out it.

[hypertoxic]

Fuuuuuuuuck, this is stupid.

DONE

[hypertoxic]

I guess that means there are other sprite a8ominations out there somewhere 8eing creepy and awful and spending their every waking moment in dissoci8ive agony?
Gr8.
Seriously, give me one good reason I shouldn't kill that clown.

[mirthy]

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