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[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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[thneed]

That's not lame.

[hypertoxic]

Then what's so gr8 a8out it?

[thneed]

Being a success.
You probably wouldn't understand.

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha!
I understand everything a8out 8eing a success.
I am pretty much the 8est there is, actually.
Or, well. May8e I was for a while there?
Whatever, I 8asically know all a8out it. More than you do, I 8et.
:::;)

[thneed]

Don't assume.

[hypertoxic]

How else am I supposed to figure it out when every single one of your responses is like two sylla8les long????????
And 8efore you start, I actually do know that was more than two sylla8les. I am trying to illustr8 a point! God.
Why don't you try explaining for real or quit wasting my time!

[thneed]

Okay, wait. That last one was short but I definitely talk more than that just not today. At you. You wouldn't want me talking your ear off here, right? I'm keeping it short and light.

You could probably know more about actually being in a position of success being a world-saving woman and all but I still know plenty. I know all about getting there and holding on to it and sharing it with people. That kind of thing. ...Or you can say I'm just wasting your time because that probably wouldn't count in your head. I'll stop.

[hypertoxic]

He speaks!
::::D
Don't assume what I do and don't want to know! You don't know anything a8out me.
Why don't you share with me what you know, and I'll 8e the judge of whether or not it's worth caring a8out!

[thneed]

Hi. Yeah. I can talk.
If you're going to pick and choose what to care about then you really don't care enough to know as a whole so why even bother telling you what I know?

I don't know anything about you and you don't know anything about me so let's not go judging each other on what to care about here, okay?

[hypertoxic]

I was starting to 8elieve no one had ever taught you how.
Anyway, are you always this contrary?
Come onnnnnnnn.
Don't 8e so lame.

[thneed]

I'm not contrary! I'm very uncontrary. I'm the most uncontrariest uncontrary person out of all the uncontrary people ever.

I'm also not lame. At all.

[hypertoxic]

You are the lamest lame to ever shit the inanity 8ed. And I've known some pretty lame people!
Also that like third sentence or whatever made 8asically no sense?
8ut you're sort of funny, in a 8izarre, annoying way.

[thneed]

You must be lame then for knowing such lame people.
It made all the sense.

Annd that is not at all a compliment but thanks.

[hypertoxic]

Fuck that! They're all just drawn to me 8ecause I have all the awesomeness they lack.
Anyway, it totally is! So you're welcome. ::::)
What's your name? You never told me!