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[irken_elite]

Why has ZIM been charged withthe imitated care and rearing of a human child? Haven't they figured out yet that the most efficient way to raise them is to have them programmed with this knowledge already? The thing is a robot, after all. Clearly there are some design flaws that the engineers have yet to work out. Pathetic fools, they should know how to design a simple robot that can at least do menial tasks, otherwise, what good is it? I also noticed the distinct lack of heat rays or weaponry. How is it expected to defend itself?

ZIM will take this prize, don't you worry. You other children shouldn't even try, for mine will be the best, most efficient baby of all. And then the prize shall be mine. Yes. Give to ZIM!

PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[notvictorious]

Hey, Real-life Baby? Can you do a fellow robotic a solid and stop crying for a couple hours? I know I don't actually need to sleep, but I kinda like it.

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[ricinbeans]

Yo, Kate Bishop?

I think I got something that belongs to you.

(no subject)

[johannamason]

Finnick, either my therapist is lying (not unlikely) or that practical joke we played on Katniss back in like August has some really annoying repercussions.

Also stop sending me pink cows in Farmburg, I'm so over that game.

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[sagittarium]

Jackson, I'm bringing the baby to you, and no, you're not going to give me some excuse about how you can't take care of it because you need to go do something that involves not taking care of her.

You're not pawning this assignment off on me. Be a good dad to your fake baby.

❤ oo5

[flightybro]

The baby wouldn't stop crying so I disassembled it to check if it was malfunctioning.
Pretty sure I did everything I needed to do to keep it satisfied.
Looks like there wasn't a real problem, which makes this whole thing seem even more like a sham. I'll be putting it back together soon but I don't see why it can't wait an hour or two.
We'll call it robo-nap time. A human baby wouldn't have been able to cry that much anyways.
There's really no fuckin' point in this class.
Anyways, Haruhi.
I have the baby if you want to pick it up.
Hopefully it's learned its lesson on keeping quiet when it should.
You can name it too. It's a girl.

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[highlyinformed]

Day care services available.*



*child return service currently unavailable