Entries tagged with miles edgeworth

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[video post]

[Have a shot of the floor. Then of the ceiling. Then a shot of a little girl's face coming into view from below as she turns the phone over in her hands. She looks about seven or eight, wearing a read polka-dotted nightie and house robe, with heaps of unruly ginger hair. Her expression twists up into dubious disapproval - she's not sure she likes what she sees, and she definitely doesn't trust it - nevertheless, for a girl of her age, she seems quite calm. Fearless, even.]

Is this the future?

[Look past the adorable lisp for a moment and you might note the extremely familiar accent, and equally familiar note of scorn. If this is the future, that face seems to say, she might as well have just slept in.]

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video; because he's too young to understand how to work the computer keyboard

Is... This doesn't look like the New World!

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1NTO TH3 WOODS

[ here is terezi, in the middle of the forest, with the biggest fucking grin on her face, all zillion of her teeth showing. then the view changes, to a huge tree, obnoxiously large trunk, sturdy branches and-- what looks like a large plank of wood precariously balanced within said branches?? littered at the base, there are random scraps of wood, rope, and the ravaged remains of pyralspite. terezi laughs, a truly horrendous, screechy sound before the feed shuts. ]

1 H3R3BY D3CL43 TH1S TR33 PROPR3RTY OF MYS3LF, ON3 T3R3Z1 PYROP3!
TR3SP4SS3RS W1LL B3 L3G1SLC4T3D UPON 4RR1V4L
W1THOUT M3RCY >:]

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I Could Be Pressing Charges Right Now

Come n—

What in the world? This game is simply barbaric!

my—

My cravat! It's been stained!

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A Brief (and much needed) Explanation of the Finer Points of New Moore Law

I would like to make a something very clear, since there are those who seem to think asking more than once will yield a more preferable response.

Those who commit crimes in their own worlds (considered "fake" by the New Moore government) cannot be prosecuted or punished for those crimes after their arrival in New Moore.

Expect no government intervention. While it seems unfair, our own worlds are perceived as fake, and thus the actions of those, no matter how much at risk they are for committing the crime again, never happened. Keep in mind that this also protects us from unnecessary prosecution from unknown worlds that are represented by tyrannical governments. I want to stress the importance of not engaging with those who have prior records in the world in which they come. Those who do will only hurt themselves and their cause. There is no proper representation in the "strike system" for those who assault—what the government deems to be—proper citizens. Keep all these risks in mind before you act. A proper defense does not make itself, it only arises from the truth.

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[e-mail to the New Moore Police Department & Miles Edgeworth.]

Okay, so just hypothetically, it would be okay to make a citizen's arrest on a criminal from back home, right? And if they resisted arrest, you wouldn't get in trouble for subduing them, would you?

This is just a hypothetical question but I really need an answer right away. It's for a homework question.

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a legal question. of sorts.

( private to Miles Edgeworth )

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don't bother.
2he'2 not out there.

[ ooc. guess who is coming back DRIPPING WET like malfunctioning sponge. can trolls even get sick....... ]

Current Mood: listless

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Right - I've got to get out of here, end of.

And no, Rory, it's nothing against you - so you can stop that train of thought before it gains steam. It's just.. I've baked myself into a corner, and earlier I almost considered inviting the trolls over for a tea party. If I stay in this flat any longer I'll do a Mels.

So? What's everybody else doing to stave off boredom? Donna, Jenny, Jack? -- you lot are always up for a laugh, how about it? What do you have going for fun these days? Knitting circle? Girls night?

So help me I'll paint somebody's nails, if I have to.

( scrambled signal, sonic to access )

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NO R3ST FOR TH3 W1CK3D

WH1L3 TH3 R3ST OF YOU H4V3 B33N BUSY SNOOZ1NG, 1V3 B33N FOLLOW1NG TH3 SC3NT OF 4 MYST3RY!
4 MYST3R1OUS T4L3 OF GR34T 4ND GRU3SOM3 1NJUST1C3 L1K3 N3V3R S33N B3FOR3

THE VERY INSIDIOUS CASE OF PYRALSPITE

DON3 UPON MY V3RY OWN P4RTN3R 1N R1GHT3OUSN3SS, NO L3SS!!!
1 W1LL 4PPR3H3ND TH3 P3RP3TR4TOR 4ND WH3N 1 DO SO
TH3Y W1LL P4Y MOST D34RLY >:[

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Back to work.

This morning utility workers found the body of former Police Chief Anziano in a transformer station downtown. No word on his cause of death.

Word from on high is that Chief Halder has been recalled from his appointment due to personal issues. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the mysterious illness afflicting the force, the repeated complaints across the city that we're denied fair representation and protection, or Halder's sudden conviction that this might not be the healthiest long-term assignment... but in any case, we have another new Chief, the island's own Thomas Kreise.

No idea why in Hell anyone would want a thankless job like this, but at least they looked at 'fictional' people in their pool of applicants.

Looks like my flu is starting to clear up. No lingering symptoms except... weird dreams. I'll be back in the precinct tomorrow.

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Tenth Designation

WHAT: Haruhi's dream!
WHO: Haruhi and you! Yes. You.
WHEN: Any time during the nighttime hours thurs-sun

The scene is a large music room whose decorations can't really decide on what they want to be. One moment it's an accurately humid and dense rainforest, the next a lavishly decorated Sultan's palace, and then a mad tea party with rose bushes and little plush mice here and there poking their heads out of tea kettles. The room was busy with girls, giggling and enjoying whatever sweets or drinks were available with the current theme.

Haruhi was milling about, mostly in awe of the decorations. While extremes seemed to be common with her, they always took her by surprise, and she felt that she had to acknowledge the work that... who was it that set these things up, anyway? It didn't really matter, anyway, because she was alone for the time being, apparently waiting for something. Is it you?

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log: wake up, dead man.

Who: Mello & OPEN to any and all
When: Thursday night
What: This is the kind of stuff Mello dreams about these days. :c
WARNINGS: Mild (to start!) gore, possible violence/swearing/disturbing images, etc. Will update as needed.

( i'm alone in this world ... )

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first.

Tell me who's in charge around here.

Raikou Shimizu - a word.

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Now that we're back on shore...

... does anyone have even the slightest inkling why the boat sank? In terms of causality, I mean. Did we hit a reef? Spring a leak? Did Antarean barnacle geese chew holes in the hull? And what made the engines stop? Were they already waterlogged, or was whatever stopped them part of the cause? And how did the entirety of the crew find out and abandon ship so quickly and quietly? I mean, honestly, who abandons a ship quietly?

For that matter,why name your ship the Medusa? But grim for a cruise, isn't it?

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Very inopportune time for the Chief of Police to disappear. Right in the middle of a crisis. It almost seems...

Like someone planned it that way.

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[Voice Post]

[Shepard's voice is as dry and sarcastic as anyone has ever heard it. Ever.]

Since the station's new clerk was released, I guess public service announcements are up to me again.

New Moore's Chief of Police is still missing. Word has come down from island officials that they plan to replace him with Interim Chief Halder, a bureaucrat and paper-pusher whose primary qualification seems to be that he's not a resident of this island, i.e., the brass believes he actually exists.

With no consultation of the existing department, no chance for advancement of loyal, experienced officers, no due elections process, and no guarantee that this guy will actually give a shit about what happens to local citizens, stress at the precinct is extremely high.

Unfortunately, acute stress weakens the immune system, and we have a record number of officers calling in with sudden illnesses today. I, for one, welcome our new overl – Chief, and wish him the best of luck in scheduling officers to cover relevant beats and navigating office paperwork. Just as soon as he comes into the office, I'll be sure to –

[Shepard's voice suddenly breaks down into a series of extremely fake coughs.]

Uh-oh. Well, maybe not.

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He's just going to sit on a lounge chair in his swimsuit, taking notes. For the entire cruise

I wonder how they can afford to offer this cruise to so many people, for free.

Considering the stipends they give to the unemployed, I would have to say this government is very well supplied in the monetary branch.

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ii can't tell whiich one ii2 louder.
the voiice2 of the iimmiinently decea2ed or everyone'2 glubbiing over that dumb cruii2e.
no one really thiink2 gettiing on the 2tupiid 2hiip ii2 a bad iidea? 2eriiou2ly??
call me when iit2 all over.

[ ooc. also, eridan is gonna get an anonymous ping. it's just a link to this. shut up, he felt bad for leaving him out of it ok.

EDIT: IM SO COOL ]

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STILL LOST: DAYPLANNER

I mean it, give it back!!