text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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suuuuuuuuuure you are

[hypertoxic]

W8, w8.
Something isn't right here.
Karkat, this is important. Extremely important.
What is the last thing you remem8er occurring on the alpha timeline?

/)A(\ YOU GOT ME. DAMMIT, THIS TIME PROBABLY FOR REAL. THREE MORE THOUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK
DOING HORRIBLE SHIT HAS BEEN YOUR M.O. FOR MY ENTIRE CAREER OF KNOWING YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

THE LAST THING I ACTUALLY REMEMBER IS GAMZEE FLIPPING HIS HOMICIDAL SHIT.
I DON'T REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT STOPPING HIM BUT I KEEP REMEMBERING THINGS THAT HAPPENED AFTERWARD.
I KNOW HE DOESN'T KILL ME AND I KNOW I GOT EQUIUS AND NEPETA NEEDLESSLY MURDERED THROUGH MY OWN INEPTITUDE AND REFUSING TO ACTUALLY STAND IN TO MY ROLE AS HIS MOIRAIL UNTIL IT WAS ABSOLUTELY UNAVOIDABLE.
I KNOW I APPARENTLY BITE STRIDER'S CAPE FOR SOME REASON??????
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS WAY FURTHER ALONG THAN I AM EXCEPT SOLLUX
HE HASN'T GONE BLIND OR LOST HIS TEETH YET.

[ihateyouetc]

WHERE ARE YOU ON THE ALPHA TIMELINE
OR ARE YOU FROM SOME OFFSHOOT ONE.

[hypertoxic]

I am the alpha timeline Vriska.
Karkat, I have 8een dead for 8asically an eternity.
Terezi murdered me!
I am from far in your future.
8elieve it or not, things have changed.

WHY ARE YOU SO FAST. 1/2

[ihateyouetc]

OH
HUH
WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU DIED.
THAT KEEPS THE AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS TO A MINIMUM.

BUTTING IN EVERYWHERE WHEOO

[riseup]

DUDE.

1/HOWEVER MANY. VRISKA SORRY THIS IS IN YOUR ENTRY.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM JJJJJJJAJSLKFA:LFJADLFKJ ALKDFJ

[ihateyouetc]

OH.

[ihateyouetc]

OHHHHHHHHH.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN.

[ihateyouetc]

OH FUCK.

[ihateyouetc]

UH.
OH YEAH.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHA, THIS SURE WASN'T SOMETHING I KNEW FROM THE BEGINNING!!

[ihateyouetc]

AJFL AKS:FLK AJSFLKJSDF AKJFSD
I MEAN EVERYTHING'S OUT NOW!!!

[ihateyouetc]

BOY, HAHA. VRISKA SURE IS ALIVE.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN DEAD.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN SHE'S ALIVE AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME??????

[ihateyouetc]

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW THAT WORKS?????????

[ihateyouetc]

BUT WOW, SHE SURE IS TALKING
LOOK AT HOW MUCH SHE'S TALKING!
IT'S LIKE SHE NEVER LEFT.
THERE'S ALL THESE WORDS EVERYWHERE!

[ihateyouetc]

THERE SURE IS NO NEED TO BE UNNECESSARILY UPSET ABOUT ANYTHING!

/)A(\ OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD
I'M AN ASSHOLE.

I AM SO SORRY SHE GETS TO BE THE LUCKY ONE HE EXPRESSES HIS IGNORANCE TO.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
AN ETERNITY?
ARE YOU JUST EXAGGERATING.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

BECAUSE BOOMERANG TAGGING, AND ALSO I LOVE YOU. AND HATE SLEEP.

[hypertoxic]

I am not exagger8ing!
8ut it is hard to keep track of time in death.
It feels like an infinity of time. I really am not even sure how long I've 8een dead!
You just wander the wastes of the Furthest Ring, drifting in and out of dream 8u88les occasionally.
Although l8ly I have 8een working on a plan.
Along with Tavros. Who I guess won't remem8er.