steelweb: (Navel gazing)
steelweb ([personal profile] steelweb) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-12-16 07:41 pm

The Mother of All Logs

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!
texasifyit: (GREAT IDEA RIGHT?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Although he didn't notice Steph with enough time to avoid bumping into her, of course Texas would put his cat-like reflexes in action in order to catch a falling damsel in distress.

He hadn't counted on the damsel being more than capable to stabilize herself, so instead he ended up with his arms in a weird position, trying to catch someone who wasn't falling at all. It'd be more awkward if he was something else, so instead it's just plain weird.

It's in this stupid ass position that he looks up to see what she's talking about]


You're totally right! Why is it in the middle of the street?
eggplantier: (all the chances we took)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-20 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[The thing about bat-reflexes is that they don't necessarily save you from bat-awkward positions. (You can't just add 'bat-' to the beginning of a word and hope it makes sense, she hears in her head. It sounds like Babs, and she ignores it.) That's why Steph's arms are kind of tangled up weird, and one of her legs is off the ground.]

I don't know. Weird decoration habits, maybe?

[Steph tries to put her leg down. She tries again.]

This isn't happening.
texasifyit: (What - no party?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
What isn't happening? The plant? I agree it's lame, but-

[he tries to moves his arms so he's not halfway through a saving hug with Steph, but his arms won't budge. they shake imperceptibly for a minute, but nothing]

HEY!! Someone froze Texas!! This is totally NOT AWESOME!
Edited 2012-12-21 02:48 (UTC)
eggplantier: (the beatles or the rolling stones?)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if we're talking, um, exterior design, that's not really happening, either, but it's—

[steph would nod sadly or something, but she still can't do much with her body.]

Yeah, that. Super not awesome.
texasifyit: (Let's go kick some ass)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-22 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, don't worry. Daddy Texas will get us out of this!

[he balances on his feet, getting ready. his muay thai kicks hadn't failed him before, and they were sure not to fail now! finally, he jumps and rolls-!

and balances forward precariously, threatening to knock steph to the ground. he is now stuck standing on his tiptoes]


Wait, that didn't work. Let me try again.
eggplantier: (the beatles or the rolling stones?)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-22 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god. what is this guy DOING. steph closes her eyes, then half opens one of them to see texas almost pitching into her.]

Okay, wait. Maybe I can just—

[leave this to the professionals, steph thinks, then tries to execute a move she's only really seen bruce succeed at. it goes about as well as things usually go for steph. not only is she even more twisted up, but now her coffee cup is rolling sadly away from her, in the direction from which she came. she sighs.]

You can go again if you want.

[even though she's starting to suspect it's useless.]
texasifyit: (You shouldn't have defied TEXAS)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-22 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Texas totally has this under control!

[he bends his knees as far as they will go (which is not very far) and then attempts to do a huge jump that doesn't go higher than a couple of centimeters. unfortunately, gravity is also at play here and he ends up falling closer to steph.

i hope she appreciates texas' nose right on her cheek]
eggplantier: (all the chances we took)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[steph only looks down her nose at texas because she kind of has to.]

I don't think this is working.

[she sighs, probably right into texas' eyes.]

Do you think we should just—?
texasifyit: (Oh sure let's plaaaaaan things)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
What? Jump together to the store over there and get us some fries? Nah, I don't think it'll work... unLESS we carry the mistletoe with us!

[really though, what kind of idea was that?]
eggplantier: (we're so close)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-23 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god. who IS this guy.]

No, I meant...

[steph takes a peek at her watch. it's 12:30. now she's hungry, too.]

I meant the kissing thing. Now I'm gonna go get fries after, though.
texasifyit: (What do you mean by 'wait and see'?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[your knight in shining armor, baby]

Dude, there's a great place down the street from here. They put CHILI on the FRIES! It's AWESOME!

[small pause]

Oh, right, maybe we should try that. Don't worry, I washed my teeth this morning!
eggplantier: (get too close to the flame)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-23 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[this is just steph grabbing your face to keep you still.]

Okay. We kiss, and then I'm getting chili fries.

[steph leans forward, and plants one on texas. she pulls back pretty quick. she clears her throat.]

What's the name of the place with the fries?
texasifyit: (GREAT IDEA RIGHT?)

[personal profile] texasifyit 2012-12-23 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[what, isn't the guy supposed to do that? texas is gonna make sure he's the one holding the face of the next girl he gets stuck with]

Get this, it's called "SIDE FRIES"! Awesome, right? They will put anything you want as a side for your fries!

Come on, let's go, or they'll run out of the pizza!
eggplantier: (we're so close to something)

[personal profile] eggplantier 2012-12-23 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God. They have pizza too? I can't believe no one told me about this place.

[Muttered as she follows after Texas.]