The Mother of All Logs

[steelweb]

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

Comments

[chosenthird]

Um, I just...

[he takes notice of her hand, and suddenly feels super daring.

so he squeezes back, leans in and kisses her]

[ohmycod]

[ AND SHINJI GETS A KISS IN RETURN

TONGUE AND ALL

congratulations shinji

you're a real man now

congratulations shinji ]

[chosenthird]

[OH MY GOD

his arms are flailing a little

WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO

this is not the kind of growing up he was expecting]

[ohmycod]

[ Come on a hot older punk alien chick is sucking on your face.

Shinji you're a boy you have had this fantasy before EMBRACE YOUR FATE ]

[chosenthird]

[SHINJI'S FANTASIES NEVER QUITE LOOKED LIKE THIS

nonetheless he is getting into it now

he even puts his hands on her hips

and starts responding a little]

[ohmycod]

[ And she is sensually

uh going through Shinji's pockets in the process? He's got to have some more cash on him or something she can pawn off right.

...Look, magical mistletoe or not, she has her priorities. ]

[chosenthird]

[it's ok shinji is a chum, unfortunately he really doesn't have any more money.

maybe a piece of candy in one of his pockets

and he's such a 15 year old boy that at first he doesn't notice, until he feels her hands on her legs and pulls back]

What are you doing?

[ohmycod]

Nofin'.

[ So she says. But in her mind she is saying

Hell yes candy. Which she takes. ]

I should be the one askin' you that. Water you think you're doin'?

[chosenthird]

What?

[suddenly realizes he's still holding onto her, so he pulls his hands back like they're burning]

Sorry! I thought...!

[ohmycod]

Thought what? You could just mack on the chick muggin' ya? That takes some globes.

[chosenthird]

No!! I mean, sort of, but I didn't mean to!!

[ohmycod]

Whatev. I should fork you right here.

[ AND SHE WOULD. ]

But gotta give some respect to those globes. And you're kinda cute for a shrimp.

[chosenthird]

Um. Thank you, I think.

So you're not mad...?

[ohmycod]

[ PUNCHES SHINJI IN THE ARM. ]

[chosenthird]

Ow!

[rubs where she hit him, pitifully]

[ohmycod]

There, we're efin.

[ She's too disoriented from the fact she wanted to do it, too, to be properly angry at him. ]

[chosenthird]

Alright...

[this is one of the most bizarre situations he's been in ever since he got to this place. what is he supposed to do now...?]

Um, I'm Shinji Ikari.

[ohmycod]

Uh. Meenah Peixes.

[ Oddly enough, this is only slightly more awkward than her normal attempts at making friends. Or...mugging people I guess.

She eats that candy she found in his pocket. ]

[chosenthird]

[stares sadly at the candy. he was gonna eat it when he got home.

now it's gone]

Do you usually rob people like this?

[ohmycod]

[ it is delicious ]

Usually there ain't any mackereling out involved.

[chosenthird]

Mackereling...? Oh! Me either!

[gets embarrassed the moments he figures out what she meant by that]

You shouldn't steal from people, though.

[ohmycod]

I can still fork you, y'know.

[chosenthird]

Huh?

[ohmycod]

[ Seemingly out of nowhere POOF comes her shiny golden trident. ]

Fork. Get the point?

[ augh ]

[chosenthird]

[small jump as MAGIC, ALL OF THE SUDDEN]

How did you do that!