I WANT MY DAMN WAFFLES

Everyone's gotten so.. little!

It's kind of cute.

Hey, has anyone seen Miss Fancy Pants Popularity Queen of the Year? Taiwan, or whatever she's styling herself as? Not that I'm going to complain if she's finally decided to take herself off to some off-campus residence, but it would be nice to know if I should expect her back later.

[Private: Victor]
Feel like helping me fix up a ridiculous locking system for the entrances to this place? Until I can get out of this dump I want it to be a bunker.

It is lovely to be here and I truly appreciate all that people have done to accommodate me - the facilities for this boarding school are quite modern and well-appointed - but I wish to communicate with my parents. Or the physician that commonly treats our family. This memory loss is alarming...

Can anyone else get ahold of Teddie? I can't seem to find him at all!!