The polar bears are very friendly!!!! Though Teddie finds they are even more fun when he wears the bear suit. In fact, these bears make BEARtastic backup dancers!!!!

Come one, come all to Teddie's Xmass Carol Performance Extravaganza!! Featuring Teddie Bear and his fabearulous North Pole dancers!!!

We will be performing all your favorites, plus we take requests!!

So hurry on down to the North dormitory lobbbu for the GREATEST EVENT OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

please excuse Tedder for any typos, it's hard typing with paws

NEW MOORE, I GROW WEARY OF THIS.

What is the cornerstone of good Art? WHAT, I ask you? Oh, why do I expect you to know, you're all exceedingly average. The cornerstone of good Art is LISTENING. Why don't you LISTEN to me when I tell you that I DO NOT NEED YOUR SPECIAL EFFECTS, I WILL ADD MY OWN IN POST?!

Also, I already HAVE a talking bear in my film.

This is nonsense.

This is gibberish.

Foucault will hate this film.

If you need me, I will be in my apartment THROWING PAINT AT THE WALLS. Kanji, I hope you appreciate the abstract art that results in heart-wrenching depression.

Alright, this might sound odd, but I promise - I have absolutely nothing to do with the seal invasion in the TARDIS right now! They're mostly in the pool, but I think one took a liking to your bed, Rory.

I haven't checked our room yet, Ryoji, but I hope it's free of sea lions or anything of the sort! That would be much harder to take out - although a walrus might be fun.

We are doing our best to remove the snow from the entrance to the apartments and allow supplies or medical attention to reach anyone in need. As the phones for the police station are jammed, please utilize this post if you still need assistance.

Also even if they're dancing, please don't engage any of the recently appeared animals.

Well if this place is going to go all Christmas Spirit on us we'd better make the best of it, right? I liked goin on holiday for Christmases so suppose this is about the same.

Doctor, you find any more stores open, we need bit more popcorn for the garland. Jenny and I are workin on making hats. Would be nice to have poppers but you do what you can.

Everybody else you're all invite, of course. Dont need to bring presents since its not like you could come up with anything for the Time Lord who's got everything, right!! Bring food tho, I hate cookin and I aint doing it, holidays or nothing.

Oh and there's a reindeer in the bathroom but if you pull the shower curtain he can't see anything.

None of these animals make any sense.  It's undignified.