We weren't like doing any gay stuff!!!!!!!

Who Dante & Alois Trancy
What! Alois decides to move in, Dante doesn't care. Sorry Liet.
When? Way back during the Valentine's plot.
Rating F for failure because we change tenses like five times.

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Yeah, I'm pretty much leaving you with that.

LIST OF GRIEVANCES

1. How come all they play on TV in this place is like infomercials and shitty telenovelas!

2. How come everyone here understands english, but i can't understand this show

3. Who killed esteban's sister?

4. I wish I understood Spanish!!

Mr. Drake, please let me know if Poland and I are inconveniencing you by spending time in the common room so late, especially when you make such an effort to be discreet about coming home. In the future we'll be sure to keep the lights on and stay off of the floor, as I'm sure tripping over us when you came in was the last thing any of us was really hoping would happen.

Attention New Moore!  Your days of lonely sadness are now officially at an end!  If you long for missing friends, the warmth of home, or only the elegance and graciousness of congenial company, the Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) requests your kind support!    With only a small donation, a sign of your generous patronage, the Host Club can open soon, and all the dreams of your heart can begin to come true! 

Your Hosts:  Suou Tamaki (Prince Type), Fujioka Haruhi (Natural Charmer), and Mochizuki Ryoji (Mischievious Flirt) are eager to ease your cares and bring happiness and bliss into your life!

And so just like that, I'm going to be a host again. I can't really complain. It's something to do that might bring in some money. But I would be very grateful to see any of you there, even if you don't designate me. It's a lot of fun.

Time passes, and you start to notice a few trends about this place. People start to give in too easily. Sure, you've got your idiots who think they have a shot leaving this place on their homemade piece of crap boat, but the rest of you? You settle in. Crazy crap's happening at night, but do you pause and deal? No, instead, you're worrying about whether someone knows you're gay or if Tim even gives a crap about that.

Hint: my brother doesn't. It wouldn't have even crossed his mind. You see, with our upbringing? We're only interested if it keeps an image intact. Sorry if that's disappointing for anyone interested in him. I'm just laying it out.

But me? I'm just sitting here and watching. You've gotta wonder what these idiots are doing. Settling. Can you really say you're happy up in here? You might find your music and be entertained by bad TV, but you'll forever be fake to the assholes running this joint.

I mean, I guess I don't blame you. You see idiots leaving on a boat, and you think: once that fails, I might as well give up. But the best way to get to someone is to take it by force. Deal with it from the inside.

But maybe not. Maybe this is just the life you've been looking for, Stepford style without any Brady Bunch reruns to keep you occupied. Couldn't be that bad, right?

I'm sure you're all thinking: this jackass is taunting me. But let's consider something real. Ever consider how the power goes off at night during that time? You might wanna look into that. You may even find your Family Matters reruns because of it.

Why would people think I'd torture anyone? I'm not even on the official police staff.. furthermore, I'm sure police brutality is against their charter.



Kanji, please remember we have a math quiz tomorrow morning.