I have only one more scene to film before we wrap and I crawl into my cave known as Post-Production. These are the things I need for this scene, please send them to North 101 if you can have them, it is for the sake of Art:

• 3 bags of sunflower seeds


• 2 brooms


• 1 glass of FRESHLY SQUEEZED pineapple juice, accept no substitutes


• Your bear suit, Teddie


• 3 feet of blonde hair, braided


• Michael Sanders — if he is not found in time for filming, I will make a cardboard cutout


• A jetpack


• Preferably one of those talking penguins from Christmastime, though a non-talking one will do


• The remains of that boat


• 5 jars of strawberry jam

Ugh.  After school today I went to the gym and practiced my kicks for two hours, then I ran home, spent forever staring at the ceiling, accidentally took a four-hour nap, and now I'm awake again. 

What do I do now?