allons_y_alonso
11 March 2011 @ 12:54 am
Right then.  I'm not sure if I ever introduced myself properly.  Most of you don't know me, and don't have a single reason in the world to care about who I am, and that's fine.

There's someone out there who needs to know, though.  Someone who's forgotten.

People have been going missing.  Sometimes they've reappeared, sometimes not.  And I'm sorry. I am so sorry that it took people close to me vanishing before I decided to start paying proper attention to this.  But I'm paying attention now.  And whoever's behind it, whoever it is out there, I hope that you're paying attention too.  Because this concerns you.

I'm called the Doctor.  A traveling doctor.  I go around the country -- well, galaxy.  Well, galaxies.  I go around and I find places where there's something wrong.  Where people have a problem.  And then... I make things better.  I'm not human, though I look it at first glance.  I'm something older.  Something that doesn't make threats lightly.

The next time that you make somebody disappear, it had better be me.  Because if it's not, you're going to find that I'm getting closer.  Every time you hurt and frighten these people, every time you play your little game, I'll be watching.  I'll be learning.  And you had better believe... I will figure you out.  I will find the people you've taken, and I will find you, and then you will find yourself just like every other problem I've come across on planet Earth.

Solved.

So!  Sorry it's taken me so long, New Moore, but if you need a place to take your complaints, your troubles, all the little things that are puzzling or bothering you...

The Doctor is In.
 
 
11 March 2011 @ 10:57 am
 
Not real, huh?

This is another one of 'his' tricks, isn't it. I won't believe it.

I won't forget them. Not this time.
 
 
poland
11 March 2011 @ 09:55 pm
HOT OR NOT


just vote if these ppl are hot or not.



LOOKOUT THERES A NEW SET OF EYEBROWS IN TOWN

HOT OR NOT




SCARY BUT ALSO CUTE?

HOT OR NOT




UH IS THAT A FANG

HOT OR NOT




YOUNGER REDHAIRED BRITISH PERSON

HOT OR NOT




HE SAID HE WAS 18

HOT OR NOT




NO UGGOS IN SHOW BUSINESS

HOT OR NOT
 
 
carcinoGeneticist
WOW IT'S SO HORRIFYINGLY HYPNOTIC TO LOOK THROUGH ALL THESE MEMOS, LIKE A CONCAVE EXCAVATOR WAS RAMMED DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE, GRINDING ON MY SWILL ABSORBER TO UNCOVER THE WORST BILLOWING BAG OF HORSESHIT I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SCREAMING AT UPON DISCOVERY.

I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WAS BEGINNING TO CHANGE MY MIND! HUMANS AND ADULT HUMANS ARE PRETTY STUPID. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY JUST TRY TO CONVINCE ME OF? I GUESS THEY WERE THINKING SOMETHING I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND BECAUSE I DON'T POSSESS THE LEVEL OF BRAIN DAMAGE REQUIRED TO UNDERSTAND THAT LEVEL OF STUPIDITY.

OH, WAIT WAIT. LET ME TAKE A STAB AT IT. MAYBE THEY THOUGHT LET'S TELL HIM HE'S FAKE AND ALL THE PANTSHITTING TERROR IN THE DARKNESS AND FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT WAS JUST SOME ELABORATE SLEEPTIME FUNCTION AND NONE OF IT EVEN EXISTED, MUCH LIKE HIM! HA HA! HIS WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE AND A JOKE. A PRANK OR A RUSE, EVEN. NOW WE WILL TEACH HIM HOW TO BE A PROPER HUMAN, AS IF ANYONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE A PROPER HUMAN. I CAN'T
 
 
mood: ANGRY
 
 
carcinoGeneticist
OK SO I JUST LOST A WHOLE MEMO I WASTED MY TIME ON FOR ALL YOU PATHETIC FUCKANTS, BUT NOT TO WORRY! YOU ALL ACQUIRED YOUR TICKETS AND THERE'S NO GETTING OFF THIS RUNAWAY HATETRAIN I'M ON, SO I'LL KEEP GOING DOWN THESE TAMELESS TURBULENT TRACKS AND YOU CAN CONTINUE TO MILL AROUND MY WORDS LIKE THEY'RE ALLURING LUMPS OF WISDOM TO RETURN TO YOUR BRAINQUEEN.

SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I'M TYPING THIS. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO. SO YOU'RE ASKING: WHY SHOULD YOU, A GOD COMPARED TO THE REST OF US, WASTE YOUR TIME LETTING US ALL KNOW WHAT A FESTERING FECALFEST OF FUCKING MISFORTUNE WE'RE ALL HAVING OVER HERE AND HOW GREAT IT IS YOU'RE BOTHERING TO SPEAK WITH US? LIKE AN ENLIGHTENMENT SENT FROM ABOVE.

THE ANSWER IS OH WAIT, HOLD ON.

OH. I DIDN'T LOSE IT. SO IT LETS YOU POST MEMOS FROM THIS SCREEN BUT DOESN'T LET YOU KNOW IT UPDATED I GUESS? THAT'S PRETTY DUMB, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE. YOU IDIOTS CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT, BUT THE MEMOS LOOK CLEARER, SO I GUESS THAT'S KINDA COOL. LOOK HOW BENEVOLENT I AM! I CAN GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! HUMANS: -413. TROLL KID: +612.

ANYWAY BACK TO THE POINT. THE POINT IS EVEN IF YOU'RE ASKING ME WHY I'M DOING THIS, THE ANSWER IS NOW YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY FUCKING DENIED SINCE ACTUALLY I'VE DECIDED NOT TO FUCK AROUND ANYMORE WITH THIS BULLSHIT.

LATER, LOSERS. NICE TRY ON CONVINCING ME I DIDN'T EXIST!
 
 
mood: STILL ANGRY