Hey, Robocop! Remember that time you went FUCKING MENTAL and threatened to electrocute the whole island? Kill all the kids and whatnot? Of course you do, it was yesterday. Anyway, here's a list of what you owe me:

• A pint of lager for each time you killed me! I lost count around thirty-five, you figure it out. Psycho fuck.


• Money to clean up the mess you left in mine and Karkat's flat. Not sure how much yet, I'll just have them send the bill to you, yeah?


• A written statement declaring there was absolutely nothing gay about the whole torture thing.


• A BLOODY APOLOGY, YOU TWAT.

Right, so I've had enough dying for the rest of the month. Cheers to everyone still being alive, but especially to all the babies not being babies anymore. That was just not right. You hear me? Never again, New Moore. I mean it this time.

Now I'm going to get proper loaded like never before. If you helped out, I'll buy you a drink. And if you didn't, fuck right off!

That was... really weird and intense!  Like, if I'm really going to wind up as Sergeant Satonaka, NMPD, that would be pretty cool, but on the other hand...

Yosuke, if you turn into that kind of guy, I swear I will kick you sober. 

How's everybody else doing?

I've had it with this shit!  What the Hell was that supposed to be, huh?  What sick sonofabitch would set up that kind of mindfuck?  Of all the friggin stunts this place has pulled...

You know what?  Forget it.  All of it.  As far as I'm concerned, the last few days didn't happen.

Ah.... gomen....

So.

I'll apologize personally to anybody I hurt, or just say on here if you don't want to see me. I don't blame you. After that you never need to see me again.



I'm sorry for everything. I'd say it wasn't me but apparently it is, or it's gonna be so like I said I'll throw myself in the volcano or just stay in this room forever, I haven't really decided to be honest?

I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say when it turns out future me is exactly what everyone always thought and what he wanted and apparently I killed Gert and Cassie so really there's not much I can think of to say here other than if the island wants to "release" somebody can I volunteer to just be dismantled for good instead? thanks

Ah.. Teddie would like to apologize that... the concert will need to be canceled...

And Teddie would also like to apologize personally to Nathan-kun. If I had been in my right mind, Teddie would do more than a concert. BEARPILE THE ENEMY! Only he's not the enemy anymore, right? But definitely, next time, Teddie will be there to lend a healing, fighting, ice-throwing, and quite beartastic paw.

I can still throw buses.



Just saying.