Pizza isn't half as bad here as it was in England. Speaking of which, what a shame he disappeared so soon. Fascinating character. But it would seem I have a new roommate now

Do you like music, John?

I am terribly disappointed to address you once again so close to the final exam, but it has come to my attention that the final exam question has been leaked.

THIS IS NOT WHAT THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI TEACHES!! ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HONEST, STRONG, AND FACE YOUR PROBLEMS WITHOUT STRAYING FROM THE TRUE PATH!!!!

As a teacher, I have failed you, and as students, YOU HAVE FAILED YOURSELVES!!!

Your exam is now physical and oral. I will be kind, however, and offer some of the OLD exam questions so you know how easy your exam could have been.

1. What is the root of jogging?


2. Describe a protruding structure on a smooth surface.


3. You have ten pieces of candy. That useless old man you know attempts to take 3, but because he is so useless you manage to kick him in the groin and run away, leaving him in pain. If the useless old man is knocked out for five minutes, how many candies did you drop while you were running away?

Does anyone have any tips on removing paint from... well. Anything?

Oil paint, if that matters.