The stock boy didn't show up to work, so I ended up covering his shift. The manager sounded surprised and said he's never missed a day.

I thought I'd check to see if he's been "released" or not, but I never got his name. Is anyone familiar with him? I know it sounds a little vague, but I don't really have much to go on.

Dude. This is the lamest life ever. I still gotta go to school! What the hell, man?!