finally, man.

who knew it took so long to get a magazine subscription in this place.

Well would you look at that, seems like all the foetuses survived. Knew my holiday wouldn't last forever. Robocop, hope your empty nest syndrome wasn't too horrible. Not to worry because they're all back! Fucking hurrah, I'm going to celebrate by offing myself.

When the hell are we going to have proper adult adventures again? In hindsight the volcano wasn't the worst idea ever. I'd even settle for another mental fuck on the telly.

What I'm trying to say is I'm bored.

Cave training is usually reserved for more advanced students. I am surprised everyone survived.

Thanks Alois for the shirt!!!! I'm going to wear it forever!!! Teddie was filled with such fearsome courage during the Test that I can't imagine what it will do for my everyday life!!

Th-Thank you for the shirt....?

I don't understand... what? Why? I know I'm not that bad off that I need random clothes given to me...


I'm so confused.