Wow. So... yeah. How long does it take until you can keep your head from exploding after finding out that your entire life was a lie made up by some weird chinese-canadian guy? I'm still peeling chunks of my skull off of the sidewalk.

Well, I guess if you want a new start, this is definitely the newest and start-iest of them all. Be careful what you wish for, right?

Anyone need a delivery girl? I'm available for hire starting... hm. I guess as soon as I dislodge some of my gray matter from a nearby tree.

Gonna be one hell of a girl fight in the markers game, now.  Look out for the chick with the black eye... ah, I ain't gonna spoil it by naming names for anybody.  Everybody else deserves to have it just as bad as I did.

In other news, guess I need to make a pile of money.  Starting a restaurant ain't exactly cheap.