I'm just going to assume that rumour was true and this is the delayed effect of snogging myself. By the way Charles, you're welcome for that. Did you at least give immortality a fair shot?

I have to say it's quite nice to have my body back, but that was fun! I'd be up for doing that again. Course it'd be nice if we could pick the bodies we wanted to ravage but beggars can't be choosers I suppose. Belarus, you're welcome too.

Speaking as someone who's coming round on a full year on this shite island, let me tell you, 1. this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened, 2. it'll definitely get weirder, and 3. no one knows why! So come on then, who's got an idea about how this happened? Or were we all hallucinating again? You'd be surprised how often that happens.

Ahh, god bless New Moore.

Oh.

You were the ugly one.

I guess it doesn't matter cos you weren't ugly when you were him.

Times Finnick Odair has been ugly: 3

Ah, guess things are back to normal? Hmm..... I was kind of getting used to being Satonaka.


Ummm.... also... does anyone know why I have a ticket for solicitation in my pocket...?