I am never working a Boxing Day shift ever again. I always underestimate how bad the holidays are for hospitals.

I hope no one's got hurt, and please, please be careful for the rest of the holidays. It's not that I don't want to help treat you, I would just...rather not.

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?!

First I am forced to suffer through another horrible holiday and then I find out that my things have been moved into a small room where another person is living?!

I refuse to share my living quarters with a smelly human and his head full of smell. ZIM DOES NOT SHARE HIS LIVING QUARTERS! ZIM needs no companionship! I AM ZIIIM!!

[Video.]

[Tamaki is standing between a bouquet of roses and what miiight be a rose bush but makes a more convincing twig. In addition to his usual suit, he has a monogrammed tie pin and cufflinks, and a red and pale blue scarf would around his neck. In his hands, he is holding a half-eaten plate of cookies, and the smile on his face is nothing short of beatific.]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Ah! Did... did everyone enjoy their presents as much as I enjoyed mine? And have there been any other bona fide Christmas miracles today?

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

[Email to: Souji. Highest Security Setting.]

Hey. Need your advice on something when you've got a minute. I just screwed something up, and I don't really know who I can talk to about it.