So let me get this straight....

... Armageddon breaks out while I'm on shift, and I'm left short-staffed to deal with the looters...

... A crazed gunman shows up and starts shooting up electronics, destroying thousands of dollars in merchandise and nearly killing me in the process - I had to take him out with a monkey wrench - and...

... Somehow, I'm the one getting written up for "striking a customer while representing the brand" and being saddled with a whole freaking month of stockroom duty???


Will somebody please explain to me how this is fair?? Because right now, I'm starting to think the world really did end after all, and we were just sucked into the Twilight Zone, or something....

Well now that everything has calmed down from the big almost-the-end-of-the-world to-do, I feel really stupid for not taking advantage of the chaos. But who was to know that everything wouldn't be burnt to ashes? I had other, more important things on my mind.

That reminds me.

Coffeeboy? I'll take something hot and sweet in my office.