What is this nonsense? I return to my home to find that a notice telling me that I am being summoned to receive an education at the local elementary school? Is that something that is required of the children here as well?

And I am to understand that this practice is mandatory?

The only thing that I can hope for out of this is that the educational system here is not quite as HORRIBLE as it was where I came from.

But I hardly think that such a low bar will be difficult to leap over, and once again, I shall excel in my studies in no time.

Everyone here is so certain they aren't fictional.

But why? You all come from interesting places, surely the concept of information leaking from one world to another and being fictionalized would present itself when coming up with theories. [ She sounds genuinely irritated and a little baffled. ]

Say hi to Scott. Just picked him up today. Sorry for not saying anything, Nepeta. It was kind of spur of the moment, but he's a good little guy. Feisty and maybe a little dumb (it's hard to tell with kittens), but he's sweet.