Heeeey, guy w/ the list of girls & guys, i made a short list of cons about Dante for you, soooooooo... if you ever decide you wanna keep your creepy & shitty list up to date you can make it accurate.
● never listens & stuff
○ doesn't notice if you stack a lot of books on him when he sleeps
● stupid
○ eats stuff that's been in the room for 3 weeks & longer
● buys fake juice & tries to make you drink it
○ buys fake juice & prolly puts drugs in it
● gets a lot of junk mail & only looks @ that instead of real stuff
○ his face hair is stupid and weird if he lets it get longer & he looks really dumb
● being dante
○ he made me watch bad movies & wouldn't let me go even if i was crying @ how bad they were
● he wears stupid clothes
○ shitty taste in shirts & in general
● if you hit him for when he does stupid stuff he doesn't even feel it
○ really dumb
● put me in a laundry basket even if I never really fit all the way.
○ avoids stuff when he can cos he doesn't want to deal w/ it
● falls asleep when you're talking to him & pretends he doesn't hear it but he does
○ never wears suits!!!!
● & when he does wear them he just picks @ it & tries to loosen the tie when nobody's looking
○ ummm double-standards???????????
● being dante
○ he trapped me in a shower w/ clothes on before he figured out it was a real bad idea
● too warm in summer
○ thinks he knows what's right all the time!!!
● really stubborn
○ thinks he's so great & good so he can get away w/ anything!!
● crass
○ kinda gross
● not good @ thinking stuff
○ annoys you on purpose!!!
● pushes you over into stuff for no reason
○ gets even more annoying if you want him to go away!!!!!
● gives you dumb looks if you try to talk to him about stuff he doesn't want to talk about
○ only eats pizza & ice cream
● double-standards!!!!!!!
○ being dante
● he thinks he's funny!!!
○ he keeps trying to make me eat stuff & it's weird
● thinks it's okay to wear leather & leather over the leather & a leather coat
○ makes dumb faces if you call him out on stuff & don't let him get away w/ it like he's got no clue what he did
● I think he ate something out of the garbage once cos he said it was still good
○ doesn't like pizza boxes getting thrown away w/out looking in all of them first & it's really gross
● really really frustrating!!!!!!!!!
○ knows stuff even if you don't say anything about stuff he shouldn't know!!!!!!!!!!!!