Finally, this island has gotten some taste!

New Moore, I am most pleased to announce that the bookstore is now stocking my books! And even the Derrick Storm graphic novel!

I'll happily give autographs.

[[OOC: For those of you who are unfamiliar with Castle's canon, the basic premise is that he's a writer of mystery novels and shadows Detective Kate Beckett of the NYPD, helping her solve crimes. He's written a series of books starring a savvy female detective named Nikki Heat... who's shadowed by an author named Jameson Rook. Yeah. So his Nikki Heat novels are basically fanfic of him and Beckett. I haven't been able to bring myself to read the actual novels, but while Castle is a best-seller, his writing has been mentioned in-universe as being kinda cliche and not exactly the best. So feel free to poke fun at him.]]

WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? They're ruining everything!!

As I left for school today, I passed by a shop and sitting in the window were THESE HORRIBLE THINGS. My loyal, evil companion! Staring at me from mmmmmerchandise! How DARE they! What is this?! What is going on?! ZIM DEMANDS ANSWERS!

Minato!! You killed all of them!

COME ONE, COME ALL
SEE AMAZING BUBBLE TRICKS SURE TO DELIGHT ALL AGES
ACROBATICS COMING SOON!


Miss Pyrope, I believe I've found your dragon.