[ The audio picks up in seemingly what is the middle of a conversation of a man talking with himself in an extremely thick Lancashire accent. ]

Listen, man, I don’t care that you think we need to get back and finish our community service! ‘S far as I’m concerned, we’ve got off free, mate! This is the best day of me life! It’s like I’m startin’ over in a place where no one knows me. And there's bound to be plenty of ladies who would love to meet me. This place. Is absolutely perfect for us. Don't you see? No ex girlfriends, no criminal record, no murders, and best of all, No STDS!

No, man, I think y'still need to get those looked at. Look, I know that it seems great and everything now, but there are people counting on you! On us! What with Simon and Alisha-

No. NO. No you stop right there. I thought I told ya we weren’t going to be talkin’ about that. There’s nothin’ we can do about Simon and Alisha, so there’s really no point in talkin’ about it, all right?

I just think that maybe, since it just ‘appened, that maybe… we should figure out how we feel about it. I mean, they’re gone forever, mate. Y’can’t act like you don’t miss them.

Oh for the love of- Would you just shut. The fuck. Up? I am so sick of hearin’ your complainin’ that I- Hey, What’s this little light on me phone mean?

I think it’s recordin’, mate.

Is it? Oh shi-. [ And the feed goes dead instantly. ]

Who: Remus and Anyone
What: It's a full moon and incidentally also the day that Remus arrives in New Moore.
When: Friday after moon rise
Where: All over New Moore but starting outside the hospital
Warnings: Violence, shifting, werewolf on the loose.

( Remus had 'arrived' fairly late, if you could call it arriving.  )