Sherlock Holmes
14 April 2012 @ 03:02 am
[ The Science of Deduction.co.nm: ]
File #1: New Moore

Update: Have traced the stock of multiple island businesses to dockside warehouses. No ships have been observed making deliveries to the island during my investigation, so where the warehouses are acquiring their stock is unknown and better learned from within.

The number of guards on duty in the first warehouse, which delivers to the supermarket chain, is disproportionately large for a glorified storage unit, roughly what could be considered high security. Brilliantly unusual, for a few dozen crates of what ought to be simple off-island grocery stock.

Guard detail found to be decently trained and willing to exert physical force to restrain and subdue, but does not immediately default to lethal, despite being armed, provoked, and thoroughly startled.

Six theories. Data inconclusive, further investigative action required.


[ and an update on Sherlock, back in REALITYVILLE:
dislocated shoulder, shallow but profusely bleeding head wound, a merry medley of bruises across his chest and arms, and what is going to be a really impressive black eye within a few hours. also, elevated heartrate, breathing, and dilated pupils — he might be a little high, which might have made breaking into the dockside warehouses sans his crackshot soldier seem like a better idea in theory than in practice, but obviously he's confident John will never notice. ]


02:19 TEXT SENT: JW

Get out your med bag, if the beasts
haven't already consumed everything
within.

SH
 
 
Rodney McKay ✷ Stargate Atlantis
14 April 2012 @ 09:15 am
Students, while having cats in class seems to be unavoidable at this point, I shouldn't have to remind you that this is not the time nor the place to ask about the buttered cat paradox. Just- use your imaginations, alright?
 
 
poland
14 April 2012 @ 06:56 pm
Okay, I'm sick of these things now.

They aren't even housetrained.
 
 
dANTE.
14 April 2012 @ 07:49 pm
 
got it.
 
 
Capt. Jack Harkness
14 April 2012 @ 09:54 pm
LOG  
WHO: Jack Harkness, Natasha Romanoff, and Ianto Jones
WHAT: It's time for your interview, "Natalie"!
WHEN: Thursday, Apr. 11. Evening.
WARNINGS: None as of yet. Maybe some crude humour.

It was good to be king. )
 
 
coimiceoir
14 April 2012 @ 10:58 pm
[First is this picture:]


[Shortly thereafter, the audio comes on. The background is full of mewing and purring and the occasional yowl of two startled cats. Closer at hand there is a short laugh and a contented Aisling.]

They're as confused as everyone else is. I can't find out where they all came from, but I hope the town will take care of them... They really shouldn't stay in the forest for too long. All the birds and little animals are hiding, and it's upsetting everyone. Little cats aren't meant to live out here all the time, and definitely not in such large groups. I think Mín Spéir will stay with me, though. He's much more comfortable out here, and I don't trust the city to take care of him properly.

If anyone still needs help with cats, though, I'd be happy to talk to them.
 
 
mood: content