So what's a man gotta do to get a proper fuck round here?

Seems like all the women on this island are either children or taken. How the fuck is that fair? A man's got needs that his hand can't entirely satisfy.

[Kaylee has a very grumpy Jaynekitty in her arms. He is wearing a smaller version of a certain infamous hat.]

Ain't Jayne the most handsome kitty now? I'd be happy to make one for anybody else if they decided to keep a cat for a pet! Kyon, I never did get to sayin' thanks for your offer... I ended up keepin' one anyway. I turned in Wash and Zoe together. [She smiles sadly at that- though only she knows the real reason why.]