So...what the hell was all of that? Was it like, opposite day or something? Man, I have no idea what's even going on here anymore, but I don't think I'm gonna fight it anymore. It sucks and I don't need to waste my time.

Hey Tim. I had a fun time the other day. We should try for the beach again sometime.

( //Private to Jenny. Crap security// )

I can read your mind.  Watch.

Beer and bratwurst night should happen more often?

Alternate universes are a fact of life back where I come from. I guess I should have expected such a thing to happen here.

[He crosses his arms and pouts before suddenly bursting out with:]

But no, of COURSE they couldn't have just sent me home and let my cooler, more sociable self live here instead! Or a version of me who could make a Stargate or some kind of means of inter-universe travel so all of us could be put back in our proper places.

NO, NO, my cooler self just had to make an appearance before I got brought back. And possibly steal all of my friends.

[He takes a breath, but is still pouty.]

So, I wonder what the official explanation for THIS will be?