Yare, yare.

[It takes a second of fumbling and some static before he finally figures out how to work this thing. Sam's the technologically gifted one. He doesn't even have a Facebook.

When he does manage to get it upright and recording, the voice that comes through is distinctly not amused.]

Uh- yeah, no offense to whoever orchestrated this little trip to Neverland, but I've got more important things to do. Angelic Big Brother is getting pretty friggin' old. So if there's some kinda... I don't know... moral or lesson someone wants to lay on me about the apocalypse, can we skip the improv and cut to the chase?

[A beat.]

Also, if anyone's seen a seven foot tall moose-y looking guy, yeah, he belongs to me. Any time now would be... just... awesome. Thanks.

[The feed clicks off.]

*Another audio post, how lovely. He holds the device up to himself and he seems to be breathing hard, from the anxiety.*

Erica, Issac, Boyd… and I can’t believe I’m even saying this, Scott or even heaven forbid, Stiles. If you’re listening to this, where are you?

[a pause]

What am I even thinking!

*The audio option shuts off and turns to video, the communicator falling onto to the hospital bed. Is that a shredded pillow case in view? Stuffing scattered all over the bed and floor? Why yes it is.*

Fictional. Me? *Derek sits down beside the phone on the bed and runs his hands through his hair, frustrated. And things had been going so well too.*

Yeah right.

I will not demean others' feelings with empty platitudes, nor will I offer solidarity in sharing their feelings. But I will admit that I do not enjoy being trapped here any more than others. I have been lucky enough to be joined by my friends, to have found a calling with my inherited calling. But I have also lost people and I have suffered under countless misdeeds perpetrated by supernatural forces upon this island.

I won't begin to claim that my life prior to coming to New Moore was ordinary. And I would not dream of implying that working outside the law is something I have never experienced. But that does not mean we should condone the actions of a few select members of the populace who will attempt to take down this island by force. Much like when the meteor struck, it is selfish to manipulate our circumstances to gain an upper hand against our oppressors if it is at the expense of other citizens.

Go away already. It's too noisy.