Okay, really? Really? This is a thing that’s happening? I’m a freaking fictional character? That’s what my life is? My endless suffering and frustration is considered entertainment to couch potatoes? That’s my entire purpose? Wow. Okay. Sure. That’s not like, offensive and demeaning at all or anything-

[ He trails off and there’s a long pause where he seems to hum in thought. ]

You know, when I think about it? Of course I am. A real person wouldn’t have all this crazy shit happen to him when he’s still in high school. Okay, sure, Creepy Island Place. I’m fictional, I’ll roll with it.

Now, can anyone let my fictional dad know where I fictionally am? If I'm apparently going to be drinking the Kool Aid here, can I at least call him and tell him I’ll be late for dinner? My cell phone doesn’t work anymore. He’s the Sheriff, it’d be a bad idea to get him mad. Especially at me! Seriously, guys…

Are there any job openings around here for lab assistants or photographers? 

It looks like I might be stuck here a while, and I really need to make some money to help pay for books and such once I start school.

Dr. Banner, Dr. McKay, I am not sure what either of you have been focusing on here, but if either of you need an assistant or just someone to type up papers for you or anything like that. I'd really appreciate getting to work with either of you.

John Allerdyce?

Koizumi Itsuki. I've been informed we're to be roommates. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Um... Apparently I've been assigned a roommate in the dorms?

......Sherlock Holmes?

As fascinating as I'm sure it would be to have you as a roommate, I've made other arrangements. I hope you can find someone to fill in.

How kind of our captors to provide us with comfortable living arrangements. Granted, I'm being made to live with a complete stranger, but I suppose beggars can't be choosers. I can only hope for the best.

( Locked to Shepard & Naoto )

Now then, Commander... your dutiful investigator mentioned something about a job at the police station. What more can you tell me about it?

What the bloody hell was all that.

Who: The Eleventh Doctor and Neo Team TARDIS
What: The Doctor is in the hospital after the march
When: Backdated to the 16th
Where: New Moore General

( And then it was just the waiting. )