dave mamahecking strider
05 July 2012 @ 07:50 am
 
alright FUCK
there thats out of my system
we can all carry on with our usual fake people lives as if i didnt have one more personal crisis today than was strictly necessary
no big deal
honestly
do you people think im like made of existential angst because thats patently ridiculous
im a goddamn professional timeline refugee why would this have any kind of negative effect on my impressionable young psyche
thats not a thing thats even close to being true
the trufax clique circles up on that poor fallacious thing and laughs at its ugly false braceface while it cries for its bogus mommy
except theyre crocodile tears
for extra fakeyness
anyway ive got this whole unbelievable heaps of bullshit gig in the bag
its in the bag and im throwing it all whimpering and helpless into the river of who gives a shit about whose alternate universe miniature ectobrodads recognize them
and slash or who wakes up surrounded by nutjobs with medical licenses who think youre a comic book legend
answer
no one
no one named dave strider anyway
besides i literally am a comic book legend
ill be signing autographs at six so you all have time to get fresh drawers ok
take your time
im here all week
so sup my fellow imaginary pals
hows fosters home treating you