God I love living on an island in summertime. Anyone ever notice that as the weather gets warmer and warmer, that girls are puttin' on less and less clothing?

I never want to leave this magical place. Please tell me this isn't some kind of fucked up dream that I'm gonna wake up from.

so... hot... How do you people thrive in such close proximity to a demon star like this?! The air... it chokes me with its stifling heat. It's... maddening.