So, hey, Tim. A little birdie told me you've got a birthday coming up this week. What's it gonna be?

[So, someone has finally managed to nab their phone back.]

Someone get these nutters off me. My roommate's taken me hostage. Doesn't anyone bother checking on new recruits? I've been tied to this bloody chair for weeks. Hello?

[Private - Aziraphale]
Az? Bloody hell, Angel. I know you're here. One of your feathery friends has turned into a daft nutter. Get him off me.

Perhaps the most instructive facet of summer camp is witnessing the reactions of my classmates to unexpected educational stimuli.

I'm exhausted.

Maybe I should have gone to summer camp after all.  Whether it's the question of how the cat is doing inside Schrodinger's box, or of which door leads to the lady and which to the tiger, there's always an even chance of receiving a disappointing surprise as a result.

In this case, however, it's not entirely clear whether either choice had a favorable outcome.